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KWEE FUNK

"Don't throw stones at a man with a machine gun!"

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Real name: Allan Funk Height: 5'10" Weight: 220 lbs. Born: Alliance, OH Pro debut: September 1998 Trained at: WCW Power Plant Finishing move: The pile driver courtesy of paul orndorf- Funk first debuted for WCW under his real name. He regularly teamed with Mike Sanders on WCW's Saturday night program. - On the July 19, 2000 edition of "Thunder," Funk made his debut as Kwee Wee, a wardrobe designer for WCW. He was immediately admired by Paisley. - On the July 31, 2000 edition of "Nitro," Kwee Wee defeated The Artist. Paisley left with him after the bout. - In the beginning of August 2000, Kwee Wee had a brief stint with "Papaya" (the WWF's B.B.), his "wife." But she left the company within a week.On the August 31, 2000 "Thunder," Kwee Wee got a shot at Jeff Jarrett's WCW World title, but was unsuccessful - The following week, Kwee Wee was successful in a #1 contenders match for the WCW Crusierweight title over Lt. Loco to earn a shot at Elix Skipper at Fall Brawl. - At the '00 Fall Brawl, Kwee Wee was not able to take the title away from Skipper. - On the September 20, 2000 edition of "Thunder," Kwee Wee helped Paisley to defeat Torrie Wilson. - On the November 15, 2000 episode of "Thunder," Kwee Wee won a six man Crusierweight title #1 contender match over Cpl. Cajun, Lt. Loco, Rey Misterio Jr., Billy Kidman, and Elix Skipper. - At Mayhem however, Mike Sanders (Champion) was able to defeated Kwee Wee even after a Paisley Handspring elbow. - Funk next turned up in NWA-TNA as Bruce. He formed a tag team with Lenny Lane, calling themselves the Rainbow express. On the July 31, 2002 TNA PPV, Bruce defeated Taylor Vaughn to become Miss TNA. -The following week, he successful defended the "title" against Vaughn again. This time in an evening gown match. - On the August 28, 2002 TNA PPV, Bruce defeated April Hunter to retain the Miss TNA "title." - By the end of 2002, Funk reverted back to "Angry" Alan Funk, a persona formed during his stint as a WWE developmental wrestler. - On September 27, 2003, Funk broke several facial bones in a tag team match in Helsinki, Finland.World Championship Wrestling - Kwee Wee:Alan Funk graduated from the WCW Power Plant and was given the 'homosexual' gimmick "Kwee Wee" managed by Paisley..World Wrestling All-Stars - The Funkster:April 7, 2002 - WWA House Show: The Funkster defeated Pierre "the Quebecer" Oulette..NWA: Total Nonstop Action - Bruce:June 19, 2002 - NWA: Total Nonstop Action Debut: Allan Funk joins the Jarrett Upstart promotion to be known as Bruce.. ~~~Bruce teams with Lenny (Lane) to be known as the Rainbow Express (Lenny & Bruce).. August 7, 2002 - NWA: Total Non-Stop Action: Bruce defeated Taylor Vaughn in an evening gown match to become MISS TNA.. August 14, 2002 - NWA: Total Non-Stop Action: Bruce challanges a woman from the crowd (a plant) and defeats her.. August 28, 2002 - NWA: Total Non-Stop Action: Bruce defeats April Hunter to retain the Miss TNA crown.. Upon his graduation from the WCW Power Plant, Funk was moved up to the main roster given a gay gimmick by the ring name of Kwee Wee. During this time was managed by Paisley.[3] Near the end of World Championship Wrestling's existence, Kwee Wee developed an aggressive alter-ego named "Angry Allan", whom Kwee Wee would suddenly "turn into" in the event he was angered, a gimmick similar to Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde or The Incredible Hulk.After WCW folded, Funk wrestled under his own name, developing a copycat gimmick of mimicking other wrestlers. He appeared in World Wrestling All-Stars as "The Funkster", an impression of "The Hulkster" Hulk Hogan. And the impersonation was actually quite good, The Hulkster should be flattered!Funk joined TNA in June of 2002 as Bruce, another "homosexual" gimmick, forming a short-lived tag team with Lenny Lane known as The Rainbow Express.[4] The team split on November 20, 2002. Bruce also competed for the Miss TNA Championship.In 2003, at the Baltic Brawl event in Helsinki, Finland Funk wrestled a tag team match with Mike Sanders against Elix Skipper and Sonny Siaki. During that match, Siaki botched a split-legged moonsault, and landed on Funk's face knee-first. Funk was badly injured, breaking his eardrum, nose and jaw and also cracking his orbital bone, Funk had full facial reconstructive surgery, but made a full recovery.Funk wrestled in Japan for ALL JAPAN PRO WRESTLING on several tours.Funk resumed wrestling on the independent circuit in 2005, including an appearance in Vince Russo's Ring of Glory promotion as Queen Herod.Allan Funk just opened his own business in woodstock,ga. on 92. Toucan Tan: address is 300 village center Dr. suite 108 Woodstock, GA. 30188 Phone # 678-494-3255 Featuring Mega Sun tanning beds!!!!FALSE COUNT FORUM" border="0" />.

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who’s slamming who?

Hey everyone, please listen to Who's slamming Who, it is on my top friends!!!! The segments on the show are 5-10 minutes of your favorite wrestling talking about road trips, friendships in the wrestli...
Posted by KWEE FUNK on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:34:00 PST

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Hey everyone.....check out fanslamwrestling.com and listen to the great segments from all your favorite wrestlers....Kwee Wee, Lodi, The Iron Sheik, Steve Williams, Lanny Poffo and many others....Thes...
Posted by KWEE FUNK on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:07:00 PST

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Hey everyone....please go to fanslamwrestling.com and listen to me and many other great wrestling superstars talk about their lives and many other subjects!! This is the next great tool for people to ...
Posted by KWEE FUNK on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:16:00 PST

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What the fuck is up with phone companies......I have been a subscriber to sprint pcs for 10 years now....and you would think after $100/plus a month for the last fucking 10 years they would want to wo...
Posted by KWEE FUNK on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:24:00 PST

athletes in their so called sport!

Hey everyone, I just want to clear things up with some people in regards to people talking shit or claiming to be something they are not. Just because you compete in a particular sport, whether it is ...
Posted by KWEE FUNK on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:32:00 PST