Gerasene Pigs

Dirk is the singer. When we started we had no singer but than we met him end we said want you to sing. Dirk said yes I like. He writes sensatif lyrics about his emotions end opinions about stuff end he can do that very good because he knows a lot about cumture and reads a lot of high brow books on his toilet. He made his mum scared when she herd him sing for the first time. If you see her, tell her its okay. It is all just for to laugh.Innocent is the drummer. He looks a bit like an ananas and he likes to talk for two hours without breeding. He has a big car and he drinks good because he always orders beer betweentrue. He is also very long a drummer. But he is then also all ready 37 years old however you would say man you are thurty! His main weapon of destruction is a tusklike toenail. It tends to grow into other people. By scraping off some small flakes of it and putting them in your morning coffee you get horny as hell.Dries is the bass player. I am den Dries toem-doem-doem-doem thats what he always say. He studies for englis teacher. He met Guy for the first time when he trew up on his shew and Guy had blood in his nose. Thats when they decided to form a band because its bad news to ignore such an omen. His most important future plan is to purchase a motörbik. If youre an uptight person, you could consider his addiction to Innocents toenailflakes as a flaw.Guy plays the giutar. We always make joke of him because he looks like a giant progeriatric heap of foreskin. His lack of a job, a girlfried and the proper interest a young man should have in anything relevant to the 21st century civilization stand hooks on his parents intentions to move him out of the house. They also find his canine love preferences very worrying.