Halls of Valhalla,where the brave live FOREVER

Zach Dlabik AKA Zaff Daddy-For being ridiculously good looking and lord of all that is funny.
Michael Marciano AKA Maff or Milk- For being Lord of all that is Rude Crude and otherwise hurtful, and being dead sexy.
Kevin Boyle AKA K Beezy- For being a wizard with the ladies and a unstoppable beast on the court.
Jared Czech AKA Jew-For being devilshly good looking and overall the most chill man on the face of this Earth, and for having a MASSIVE shlong,no joke...if u dont believe me...ask around.
Joe Marciano AKA Joe Ballz-For having ballz of steel and playing Baseball and basketball at the same time while still being a beast and for being incredible sexy.
Daniel Gibson AKA Mitz or Rueben-For having the sexiest man tits and making the most absurd comments anyone could possible think of.
Byron Hernadez-For being overall the hoodest man on this face of the planet, this man is a gangster machine and he is the loving that keeps on chuggin.
John Marciano AKA Big Gay John-For being ridicously Big and Ridicously Gay, all at the same time.
Mr.Watson-For being at Kevin Boyles Basketball Camp longer than most campers and for being able to hold a conversation for over an unmeaserable amount of time.
Ken Marciano AKA Big Ken-This man is here because he is a Living Legend. I would list everything hes ever done but i would b here for two years. He is a God amongst mortals and all who cross his path know it.
Tommy Lacik AKA 2nd Place-For being well endowed and having the second largest shlong in the Halls of Valhalla.
Kevin Schaefer AKA L$D AKA Daddy Dick AKA Papi Pinga AKA Cracked Out White Boi AKA Daddy More Bucks-For being the King of all African Nations and knowing everyone on the face of this Earth.
Nikko Vastola AKA Im Gay-For being the gayest man in the Halls of Valhalla(besides Big Gay John),We love you.
*** Marciano-For being able to raise a family of giants to be fine young men that are all in these great Halls of Valhalla.
Ken Marciano Jr.AKA Big But Not Gay Ken-For being very big, and very STRAIGHT, unlike his brother. Also for being a great human indiviual. Viva La Ken.
Harry-For being an all out monster on the court and for being devilshly good looking and slightly smarter then your average house pet.
John Buyers-For being a penis and for being made fun of more induvially then any man on Earth. Also for writing a book that would have made him Grand Master of the Ku Klux Klan it was soo racist.
Josh Danielle-For being related to the great Coach Pete and being the funniest African American in these great Halls. Also for having a ridicously attractive dance.
D-Train AKA Mr.Train-For being ridicously strong and for having the ability to kill a baby everytime he flexes...dont fuck with this guy, he might seriously kill you, we love you Mr.Train.
Richy P AKA Dick In Yo Mouth-For being the coolest cat with that cool kinda flavor ad from moving from da lowa deckz to wackass jerz...also being a beast on the court.
Robbie Hoffman AKA Shot master-For almost dying in a most glorious way. The man had 18 shots of vodka in a half hour, he then woke up in his bathroom the next day naked and 10 pounds lighter. Let him be honored for his bravery in the face of danger.
Wendy Joseph AKA Wendy Mac- For being a loyal Team Jordan soilder for as long as i can remember and for being a beast on the court. Also he is one of the nicest and most respectful people our Halls can offer. Hes a strong warrior and loyal soilder.
Andy Quijano AKA Mustache-For having one sexy Mustache and for having uncontrolable anger. Also for being an outstanding student in his Anger Management classes.
Pete Beirnacki AKA Big Pete- For being as big and as lazy as Big Gay John is Big and Gay. Also for being the best driver in these Halls and for doin dat good shit ya dig? O yeah, hes also a wizard in the bedroom.