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Welcome to Kwiki-Blog, may I take your order?

It's been a few fortnights and Sunday months since I've last posted. What does that mean? I don't know. But here's some shit for you to read. 1. I have a lighter that's been kinda freaking me out. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Weekend Update

My nextdoor neighbor starts conversations about the weirdest shit. Today, I was walking home with a jug of water that I had just bought and he stops me to talk about how all of the water has lead and ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:46:00 GMT

Fun with English

(This amused me greatly on a recent hour-long walk with Wilona.) Do you remember the old song by The Zombies, "Tell Her No"? Great! Take that song but subtract the word "no". In it's place, add the Ru...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 15:08:00 GMT

dogblog (happy 8th birthday, wilona phobia grace dog)

In celebration of Wilona Phobia Grace Dog's 8th Anniversary of Existence on Earth, a photo pictorial:        
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:15:00 GMT

"Make Your Own Fun" Day

Straight outta Low-cash.   My objective of the day was to spend as little money as possible.   I set up a photo studio in my bathroom and took millions (actually, about 150) pictures of...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 14:20:00 GMT

Bad Recipe

I had a great idea the other night at the grocery store: "Hey, why not try to recreate a tasty 'south-of-the-border' dinner at home?"   I bought a pack of corn tortillas with the thought of addin...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:48:00 GMT

Journey to Wal-Mart and workplace snack machine

Wal-Mart is a strange place. It's like a Las Vegas trailer park community annual barbecue society meeting, but more about not gambling than gambling. Allow me to attempt an illustration of this nonsen...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:09:00 GMT

reverse santa

I've been in NYC for four days. Other than my brand new guitar getting stolen out of Bernard's van, everything's been great. Beatrice.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:43:00 GMT

guess what?

i love you.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:52:00 GMT

Pie Day!

Today was deemed "Pie Day" by my boss. Mission statement: for employees of our department to bring in our choice of pie and share with others, thus creating a nice break from the normal routine on a F...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:42:00 GMT