Mullet Mohawk,
Once upon a time in Canada. There was a native american indian who was member of mohawk tribe. His name was Yu'HA (means intelligent rabbit in mohawk langague) and he suffered from problem, like do 90% of these days american indians. This problem was called "bourbon". After drinking 20 years in a row Yu'HA decided to do quit drinking and move to the country where is possible to see polarbears. So he asked from some local yankee bartender "where is it possible to see polarbears" and the damn yankee answered "in the nokia-country of Funland ofcourse". So Yu'Ha packed all his staff ( pan-flute and pack of recycled condoms [it's egolocigal u know] ). And asked his shaman father whos name was Va'Pis to do some teleporting spells and suddenly Yu'HA was in the middle of finland. He was in a city called Lahti (the bussiness city) and suddenly someone was shouting to him "YO hippie, get-the-fuck-out of here". Yu'HA was shocked, he saw a huge nerd looking security guard, whos head was so big, that it was making oprah's ass sized shadow in the ground. And Yu'HA also noticed something that he havent seen ever before. This goddamn security-homo had hair that was short at the top and long from behind and same styled mustache that Hercule Poirot has. Because his Va'Pis father also made some language spells it was possible to communicate with this weird structure who was shouting to him. So Yu'HA asked from security-homo (note: yes, all security guards are really homos). "What is this place, and where are all polarbears". and the answer was rude, but still friendly "Where the fuck are u from hippie, there aint no fuckin' polar bears in finland, only thing we have is darkness, beer and attitude problems here". Yu'Ha was really shocked (once again). Security-homo took Yu'Ha to local bar (tirra) and offered him a glass of cheapo bourbon (old dignity) and they started talking. Yu'Ha explained the whole situation and his life story (drinkingkingkingkingfinland). And security-homo was listening silently because he didnt know a shit about native american indians. After story was told security-homo told his story in a nutshell: "because of ego-problems i started to work as securityguard and i am not a homosexual, i like marusha and rmb and i try to fix my selfesteem problems by trying to be trance superstar, but i still havent finished any tracks". So was the never ending friendship born and Yu'HA even gave his new friend a mohawk-name "Yoon--s" (means 'the one who likes titties a lot and has a gigant sized head'). After they got kicked out from bar because of bad behaviour they took taxi to Yoon--s' place in Helsinki. They drinked till they passed out on the floor. In the morning time Yoon--s played some of his unfinished tracks to Yu'HA and Yu'Ha got an idea to try to mix some of his mohawk-tribes drinking songs to Yoon--s' trance music. So he took his panflute from his bag and started playing. Yoon--s recorded it and made it fit into a track and the result was suprisingly nice. After that Yu'Ha moved to Yoon--s place and Yoon--s got kicked out from security guard job because of being worst security guard ever. So they had only time for drinking and making music. After a while they got their first live-gigs and after a year or so they played their first live in russia. Since then they have played in such countries as: russia, ukraine, israel, india and of course finland. (ok now i've written this shit for too long time, so thats fuckign it.
U CAN CONTACT THESE HOMOS WITH EMAIL [email protected] ALSO VISIT OUR MYPASCE BAGE www.myspace.com/mulletmohawk AND OURZ VEB SITES www.mulletmohawk.fi - AND REMEMBER. LET YOUR MULLET GROW AND MOHAWK ARISE - IT IS ONLY WAY TO BE CONNECTED TO UNIVERSE.
SORRY FOR MU EXEOTIC ENGLINXX -joonas
[HIPPIE KILLER PRODUCTIONS] [ ANTISCARP ]
(fraktaali güntter & joonas liukas)
contact: [email protected]
"Rapinan Aivois" on Vertigo Records (russia) 2008
"Perse-arska" on Adama records (australia) 2008
"Faith Dealers" on "Hippie Killer Compilation" 2008
"Nyrkki-Paula" on Antiscarp Records CD compilation 1 - speaker grease
"hikisukan blues" on VA - Be Antiscarped
"The Aioonwatha" net EP on www.antiscarp.tk
"I like 2 Move It RMX" on VA - Broadband pasuuna vol2
"Flying Stepan" on VA - KESÄ (antiscarp)
"Taru Tarusta" on Elixiria compilation
"juhannes" on Salakavala - Fractal fishing (mullet mohawk vs salakavala)
"Ultimeatgay" on Mandalavandalz - Poison machine (mullet mohawk vs mandalavandalz)
"Aiionwatha" + "puska jokunen" + "additional chromosome" on Riot on! (www.rioton.net) the movie
05.08.08 Unfair Funfair @ Club Valentina
08.08.08 Night Of The Bouncing Hippies @ Israel
08.08.08 Lavatanssit @ Virrat
11.07.08 Konemetsä Ollila, Marttila
05.07.08 Potb & Sanctuaris @ forestparty
04.07.08 Bolshevia Rosa Trance - Open Air Crimea, Ukraine
13.04.08 Spirit Ritual Dance 3 Crimea, Ukraine - Black Sea
23.02.08 Narvan rulet bailut @ narva, tampere
16.02.08 Ystävänpäiväbileet @ vernissa, vantaa
09.02.08 Chinese New Year Party @ Gagarin Cafe, Goa India
09.12.07 Prometheus afterparty @ Espoo UG
03.12.07 Lemon Slide Releaseparty @ Espoo UG
05.10.07 Moon Drops @ Israel
11.08.07 Liquid Beach'07 @ Black Sea, Ukraine
10.08.07 Kazantip Festival @ Crimea, Ukraine
05.08.07 Kazantip Festival @ Crimea, Ukraine
28.07.07 Kesäsiirtola @ Pusula.
06.04.07 Hippie Killer Party @ Moscow, Russia
07.07.06 dEvil ConfeSsion birthday Open Air @ Moscow, Russia
11.02.06 Fertility Friendmeeting 3 @ Vernissa, Vantaa
21.12.05 Muodikkaat.net 1v @ Kuudes Linja
19.11.05 Finskie Pirogi @ Mockba Russia
29.10.05 Tsunami halloween @ fantasy club, helsinki
20.08.05 Nam shub of enki @ kaapelitehdas, helsinki
08.07.05 Konemetsä @ Marttila
01.07.05 Maailmanloppu @ Kaapelitehdas
02.04.05 Umatik Patik @ Moscow Russia
11.02.05 Ystävänpäivän juhlinta 2005 @ vernissa
07.08.04 tekkno! - assembly 2004 @ Hartwall-areena
24.07.04 elixir two years bd, punkaharju
16.07.04 pulsar 1v @ wäiski, hki
20.05.04 Yasura Gi @ Kerma, Helsinki
08.05.04 Forest Season Opening @ Metsä, HKI
17.04.04 SantaJam @ Hietsu, Helsinki
06.04.04 Yasura Gi @ Kerma, Helsinki
27.03.04 Lokomotiv Lounge @ Geronimo, Espoo
26.12.03 Turqoise Tortoise @ Ravintola Turkoosi, Helsinki
11.10.03 Spirited Away @ Siperia, Helsinki
