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emma

just when you think you got life by the balls, you try and kill an indian.

About Me

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My Interests

saturn, G chord, chipotle, arash, cartoons, naps, green, seville, crepes, hot dogs, sun, barbaque sauce, honey mustard, D chord, coffee, big earings, stretching, naps, rum, fireplaces, ocean, vinals, open air markets, city views, warm rain, and sandals...always sandals

I'd like to meet:

james dean, my grandfather, charlie chaplin, and a mermaid

Music:

why?so you can judge me?...just kidding- i like the beach boyssssss.

Movies:

the "baby genious" series

Television:

twin peaks has all life's answers

Books:

the barcelona metro guide...haven´t been able to put it down for months. ive also been known to skim a spanish-english dictionary here and there.

Heroes:

my grandma is my hero. she makes me laugh real hard. cuase she hates lapdogs and jay leno... and babies with ugly names. she has so many life stories... but cant remember the order they occured. she smells like grey hair and pine needles, and always loses just one earing. she never wears her hearing aid or uses her walker. she has too much pride to. i like that. i love her. i hope i am her favorite.

My Blog

the answer to thoughts and then some...

right now im overlooking the beach in Jaco, costa rica. things make sense. because we only live once. and embarassment is a waste of time. thats why i like alchohol. it cuts to the chase. and does t...
Posted by emma on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

pee on the carpet

my moms dog died. i hated that little shit. then she didnt come home last thusday. i was angry. i cried. because i didnt hate her. i didnt hate her at all...and i always wanted a sister.  i love ...
Posted by emma on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:05:00 PST

my pet love

i wanted to take you everywhere i went. so i put you in a jar, and in my pocket. then, my pocket was too heavy to walk. so i decided to go alone, and let you out. this was the best for both of us. for...
Posted by emma on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:59:00 PST

unimpressed american

she gave them a show, an unnecesarily loud one. maybe they quietly agreed with it, i hope they were quietly resenting it... no, i dont believe there is always something to be said, ines. is that...
Posted by emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm.....

i used to always have flowers in my hair. "why?" "i´m not sure. somehow they always got there." i guess i´m just lucky. lucky, or just surrounded by flowers....
Posted by emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hobbit

"i am hobbit" said albert wearing his purple shorts and laughing...satisfied with his take on the film. i laughed too. it was funny, but only because his accent was so bad. then ines rolled another jo...
Posted by emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST