A man or woman or puppy dog capable of imbibing 456 cases of wine a week, over and over and over again. I don't really have to be their friend necessarily, they would just keep me in business and how cool would that be? But we can be friends, too. I guess. Yeah, let's be friends. We can call each other late at night to gossip about stars and unpopular countries or share a corn dog on the pier and discuss philosphy and grocery stores.