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We should have put this up ages ago, but our mums kept telling us that we'd start getting emails from 52 year old truck drivers from Hull. So we didn't. And then we thought; hang on a minute! Our mums are all 52 year old truck drivers from Hull.......doh! So here it is!
You can now email us at: [email protected] . Which is nice.

For those of you who do not have a myspace account, but would still like to download CoPs tunes, we've set up an account with Badongo that allows you to do this for free. So far we've only put up one tune as a trial. If you click here on Dreamlike it will take you through to the download page. Myspace will try to slap your legs for leaving, but it's an OK link.Let us know if it's a useful addition to the site. You can use our nice new googlemail address! If it's popular, we'll load the other playboxx tunes up too.

Hot off the press; The CoPs playing 'Save Me' @ Mr Wolf's, Bristol in July '08, filmed and produced by Ralph Colmar .


Float your pointers please across this new outbreak of auteurism from the man Ralph , the cineast who never sleeps, and click on that big arrow.........
Here's another bit of vid foot of the CoPs, playing 'The Pool' @ the Melloboat Festival, somewhere in the Baltic Sea. We're nearly as loud as the people having a nice chat in the background. Nearly.
More pix than you can shake a stick at.......


Genre-plundering groove surfers, the Colins of Paradise, are fronted by vocalista Bobbie Watson, who's iridescent, gravity defying voice we share with legendary psych-folk wierdlings Comus .
Driven by Lee Smith’s bare-knuckled drumming, nailed-down by Ryan Bradshaw’s groove-launching basslines and polytonally detonated by Jon Seagroatt’s saxes and keys, the CoPs play a song-based set of original material featuring urban, R&B and nu-jazz grooves laced with periodic eruptions of metal.
The CoPs sound is sometimes cool and iced with black notes, and sometimes head-bangingly funky.

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Music:

Member Since: 22/07/2006
Band Website: You're on it!
Band Members: Bobbie Watson - Vocals, Samplers
Jon Seagroatt - Keyboards, Saxophones
Ryan Bradshaw - Bass
Lee Smith - Drums


Influences: Please do visit our ’best pals’ boxx - there’s lots and lots of good stuff there, much of it influential, at least as of recent date.
How shall we determine causality in the making of ’influences’?
From whence spring such things?
How should we calibrate the cyclical eruptions of the past into the present?

Always quite liked ’Little Drummer Boy’.

Found out recently that it’s a religious song.

Still like the tune though, and the bit where it goes ’rupa pum pum’.
Sounds Like: A wigged-out genre mash-up

or

"Space-jazz-drum&bass-funk-rock-fusion-upside-down-cake. If you invited them into your home they'd probably turn your kitchen into a debauched jazz rave up"
Ronan, Nighshift Magazine, Oxford, May 2007.

Which brings us very neatly to........

and........

....or, have a look at this.....(don't forget to switch the playboxx off first!)...

Modules from endemic project on Vimeo .

This is pretty good too....

SVG Midi Sequencer from Bill Orcutt on Vimeo .

Meanwhile, back at what passes for a ranch in these parts......

Well Spring is here at last, and the first cows have been spotted frolicking in the back garden.
Thanks to everyone who sent their 'first cow of spring' photos in. Here is this week's winner:

LAST FM RECENTLY PLAYED 'WIDGET'.
This is a bit of a weird thingy - not very elegant. I wonder where we found it?

Mind you, how elegant can something called a 'widget' be?

(Actually, it's from Peter @ www.vancooten.com/blog. Thanks, Peter!)

OK. Hands up all those who thought Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was pretty cool...Well. Welcome to...

Red Detachment of Women
..

And the accompanying album......

And, of course, the track listing:

1 Prologue: Escape From the Tiger's Maw
2 Flying Off to the Red Base Under Chang-Ching's Guidance
3 Ching-hua Tells of Her Grievance and Joins the Red Army
4 Strike From the Outside and From Within - A Night Assault on the Bandit's Lair
5 The Party Nurtures Heroes; The Soldiers and Civilians are of One Family
6 Holding Out in the Mountain Pass; Valiantly Killing the Enemy
7 Forward! Along the Path Crimson With the Blood of the Fallen

So. Not much scope for a twirl in a tutu there then.

Bit heavy? Try this nice thing instead;

..

Phew! That's as nice as a nice cup of tea and a nice bun. What a relief!
If you have been profoundly moved by this picture, you may well need to pay a visit to www.unicornlady.net

On the other hand, if you want to nail your berets to the beat vibe mast and remain irredeemably cool beyond belief, you could do a lot worse than track down a copy of this collection of Village Voice cartoons by Jules Feiffer. First published in 1956. This cat is the bomb.

Record Label: Whatever happened to Parlophone?

My Blog

A baby CoPs tune having a bit of a birth. Ahhhhh, bless...........

For a bit of a change in the playboxx, we've loaded up a CoPs 'tune kernel', 'Sax Tune 2' (from which you might correctly deduce that there is also a 'Sax Tune 1'!). This is the kind of bit-thing-idea...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:39:00 GMT

The Colins Of Paradise at The Sound Is Music Festival

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Cats. Hipsters. Poets. Finger-snappers all. Daylight beckons us, each and every one. Don shades, venture out........On the 7th of Sept, the CoPs are playing the all-day Sound Is Music ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:24:00 GMT

Auteur Ralph Colmar strikes again - a profile in an Audi, a camera by a stage

Bristol ultra cineast and auteur, Ralph Colmar, has been busy editing again, this time using the 'live studio' version of our set-ender 'Lodestar' as the launch pad for his narrative fugue. Part story...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Smart but casual, no trainers, no jeans, no surprise support blues bands.....

Meanwhile, from somewhere very dark in very deepest Hipsville........Ralph Colmar has striven and stroven heroically to splice together some of the vid. foot. that he shot @ the Mr. Wolf's gig in Bris...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Don’t try this at home......

Ha. The first message to our shiny new Colins googlemail address arrived last night, and it went like this: 'Hi, I am a 52 year old truck driver from Hull, and I would just like to say that I was s...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:45:00 GMT

The not really a parable of the beret & the Greater Bearded Les

Well. Wehwehwehweh welllll. We've just done the Cropredy Festival Fringe gig. Possibly, the only non-covers band in 3 days. 20,000 folkers and us. In one village. That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, we li...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:32:00 GMT

Found this down the back of the hard drive sofa......

Whilst doing a bit of archiving on the studio system, I found a 'live studio' version of our set-ender 'Lodestar'. We had demo'ed it up last year as a guide for Atar & Russ before we recorded it in th...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:06:00 GMT

CoPs take finger-popping to new bpm’s in Bristol

So, we did the Mr Wolf's gig in Bristol. Fab venue, great staff, dubstep on the system, good live sound and complimentary drinks and noodles. CoPs 'Venue Vote': a nice big tick. Sandwiched between two...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:53:00 GMT

Being urban at Mr. Wolf’s

We have always been told, (and we agree!), that our music is urban, hence our foray in to that stylish city, (and home of many a hip musician and band), Bristol. We will be playing at Mr. Wolf's, 33 ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:58:00 GMT

New Stuff

Hello People of Paradise, Just thought I'd fill you in in case you don't bother reading bulletins....I have to admit I don't bother reading many, due to the usually unexciting content therein! Still, ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:17:00 GMT