Karina aka -Miss jazmella- - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Should I smile because you're my friend, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?
If there's one thing I learned, it's that life shouldn't be so damn complicated. I've noticed that there are many people out there who take things far too seriously. They get angry over the most trivial of issues. They bring other people down, emotionally, while doing it. Other people including myself. I find I feed off of people's emotions. When someone's happy, I'm happy. When someone cries, I cry right along with them.
As you can probably tell, I love happy people. I adore people who can joke around, return my sarcasm, just be goofy/silly, and have a good time. To do otherwise is a waste.
(Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?)
With that said, I shall tell you a little bit about myself. *smiles sweetly*
I'm a 25-year-young Leo residing in the suburbs of Toronto. I'm not married/taken/living in common-law. I don't have any children (YET! - I absolutely adore children). The only man in my life was my 11-year-old long-haired Chihuahua, Cheeco. He was my love, my life, my joy. So if you're not an animal lover (which I am, more than I could ever express in words - hence part of the reason why I'm a vegetarian), you may as well not bother communicating with me. We probably won't get along. Or a short. Hahaha! Holy Crust, I am so funny!
As for my interests? Well, let me see. *taps chin* I enjoy--no, scratch that. I absolutely have a *huge* passion for singing/music. Oh, and acting/watching movies/TV, playing video games, using the internet, writing, the paranormal, astronomy, spirituality, horror stuff, vampires, fantasy art, Libertarianism, etc, etc, so forth and yadda.
So, after my long shpeel, if you still feel like messaging me (not sure why you would, I mean, I'm ONLY *the* coolest person, like, EVER *flips hair*), then message me, dudes!
*puts on sunglasses, throws invisible guitar over shoulder, and walks off into the sunset, all superstar-like*
:-)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone! Wait, what do you mean by "meet"? *rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmm?
Caution: The following video is weird. But I'm in it, so you should expect nothing less. :-)

Caution Part 2!

This is what happens when I cook...

My Blog

Never choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:43:00 GMT

Dramatic enough for you? ;-) more pics added!

Unedited colouring - no Photoshop involved! :-)I'll try to add a few more later...if I feel like it. *evil laugh*Anyway, I'm in LOVE with the sky...really, I am! And when it gets like this--oh man...*...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:22:00 GMT

Being 8 Years Old Again

Being 8 Years Old Againby: Author Unknown, Source UnknownI am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:23:00 GMT

Karina needs...(Google!)

Google your name and type the word "needs" afterward and post the first 10 sentences on the list.1) Karina...needs to come out and play.2) Karina...needs to keep warm to keep her joints and muscles fr...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:09:00 GMT

Murder at Wal-Mart!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:57:00 GMT

Couples who laugh together, last together.

I hope everyone's having a fantastically, wonderful, exuberant day. :-)Happy Valentine's Day, all! Spread the love all year round! e Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:53:00 GMT

Johnny Cash...morbid much?

Delia's GoneDelia, oh, Delia, Delia all my lifeIf I hadn't have shot poor DeliaI'd have had her for my wifeDelia's gone, one more round Delia's goneI went up to MemphisAnd I met Delia thereFound her i...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:38:00 GMT

Join in! Join in! Join in!

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steam boat had a bell,Miss Susie went to heaven, the steam boat went toHello operator, please give me number nine,And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you fromBehind t...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:04:00 GMT

Am I weird because I find this to be interesting?

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Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:28:00 GMT

Best item EVER?

Nature's Orange Novelty Dildo Sex Toy Gift
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:05:00 GMT