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GARDZILLA

I cant really dance but baby wont you dance with me

About Me

"BE EXCELLENT TO
EACH OTHER!"

Im Gardz.
I'm currently at lincoln university studying Drama. I wanna be a drama teacher when im older.Brap.

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THIS IS ME
I want people to remember me for who i am, i want people to wonder where i am when we get older and i want people to miss me. I try to be good friend to anybody who needs one. I dont ever ever want to get old, im scared of being an old man but then again i look forward to tellin people bout my crazy past and all the shit ive done. I want to smoke a pipe when im older and drink bombadier bitter. I want to be a cowboy. I want to listen to music. I want to be carefree but cant. I worry too much. I should just get on with things. I wish my attention span was longer than 30 seconds. I wish i tried harder at school. I wish i met some of my mates i have now earlier. I like to feel accepted. I wish i had my own theme tune. I love family guy and the simpsons. The most famous person ive met is chris eubank or possibly david beckham lol I want to go hang gliding. My mate tom loves KIDS. I like manchester united. My mate tim plays every instrument in the world. I like uni. I love home. I love my mates. I wish i had the patience to learn an instrument, i will one day. I like ribena. I like alcohol. I like dancing. I like festivals. I like lads holidays. I can down a pint of beer in 2.8 seconds. I think ive said enough
Im just glad that so far i can look back on the last ten years of my life and say,
"yeah that was a fucking great time!"
heres to not ever growing up THANKS
Rock On.....Say hello, drop me a comment in here :-)

My Interests


"SUCK ME

BEUTIFUL"

"YOU CARNT

EVEN SPELL"


I'd like to meet:

I'd Like To Meet:

James Blunt, so i could kick him in the cunt.

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Music:

This is what ive been listenin to. I dont care if u dont like it.

Movies:

Forrest Gump and Ghostbusters. Two dvds i couldnt be without.

Television:


TRIBE

Bruce Parry is a legend

Books:

Readers Wives, 40 Plus, Yummy Mummys.

Heroes:

MY NAN AND THESE FUCKERS

My Blog

HAVE A THINK ABOUT THIS

Wear Sunscreen If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis m...
Posted by GARDZILLA on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

A work of modern poetry, by Paul Gardiner

I did this this morning whilst hammered in my early modern drama lecture, its structurally the worst thing ever written but i find it funny, probs cos im still drunk. I wont kip in my lectureBecause i...
Posted by GARDZILLA on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:32:00 PST

Old School Reports

year 7 chalkstone middle school:-Year Head:- Paul needs to realise he cannot smile his way out of trouble! He is a likeable student who now needs to concentrate on his work.Teacher:- It is dissapointi...
Posted by GARDZILLA on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

Ear me now...

Goin back to uni in a week or so, not sure whether thats a good thing or not yet, prob not cos ive had a shit hot christmas but seein as most my mates have chipped off back to uni or the army or uzbek...
Posted by GARDZILLA on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:51:00 PST

HMMM

I jus sorted all this crap out on this website cos im bored n drunk! So thought i may jus aswell post a blog thing n see what happens, theres sweet f a on tv at the mo some film about nashville n i do...
Posted by GARDZILLA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST