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Once upon a time I had me a tattoo on my leg that said "Krystal For ever", but then the fat bitch ran around on me so I changed it to "Krystal whore ever." But then I decided to make up with her for the kids so I changed it to "Krystal Whore Never." But then I caught her a bangin the Corn-dog man out by the tilt a whirl where we work so I made that tattoo "Krystal Whore, Never gonna tear my heart out again!" But she come a cryin back and lord I believed her so I made it "Krystal Whore Never gonna tear my heart out again! Is something I would have said in the past but now we're together and nothings gonna stop us now cause this time it 4 real!!" Meanwhile shes wispering sweet nothins into that son of a bitchin tattoo mans ears, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice I fooled you, I cut off my damn legs wooo!