Greetings and salutations, fellow online dwellers. My name is Jeff but you can call me Jeff. I like sports, movies, and being entertained by sports and movies. I don't like work and plan on not doing it so much in the future, hopefully the near future, and I have a probably unrealistic goal of writing a screenplay and actually having it transformed into a live action film with real live actors. I enjoy underwater table tennis and speed reading, but only with restaurant menus, and I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Equis. I don't like the American Idol obsession, I strongly dislike birds, for they are satan's minions, and I hate most republicans but only because they tend to be self-centered, close-minded jerk-off, "christians" who can't accept people for who they are and I don't care how hypocritical that sounds. If I've said something that offends you just remember that this is the internet and it's common courtesy to toss around the insults. Anyway, check out the mindless gibberish I've posted in my blog to further understand who I am and feel free to criticize it all to hell. candy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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