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About Me

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Well lets see, first and foremost I enjoy kicking back a cocktail or thirty ( I'm Irish if you didn't know). I love to joke about STDS, ways to kill myself, and talking about your dad. I live/love sarcasim. I really also enjoy making an ass of myself at times when I am sloppy and yell obsene things to strangers, falling down, spilling things on my favorite sweatshirts, and popping a squat. ♥
♥I do enjoy tattoo's and definatly have plans to get another one in the future.♥
♥Other then that I enjoy slumbering, eating meat, admiring all the Louis Vuitton's I plan to buy in the future ( I can be a PRODUCT WHORE for certain things), watching every movie made on earth, racking up my credit card bill on stupid things I could of done without, making other people order for me at Mickey D's, BK, Wendy's, or any call in resurant,painting and making sculptures, doing pilates, and going on long walks.♥
♥I graduated from BCC this past semester, I'm taking the semester off to figure my next move. So for now I am just working and helping Lee-Anna coach Sidney Varsity Cheerleading HOLLER! That's all you will get out of me! Bye bitch....♥
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My Interests

Drinking (obviously), taking prescription pills, marine biology, making sculptures, painting, reading, bitching and moaning, beer pong, asshole, sacarsim, nervous breakdowns, movies, getting more tattoos, dolphin assisted therapy or dolphin-human therapy, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah why do you care

I'd like to meet:

I am not really big on meeting people, you are actually lucky if I even like you after we meet.
Obviously I'd like to meet Charles Darwin, Jenna Jameson, Bob Marley.... yeah theres a bunch of famous people
♥I'd LOVE to meet your dad, but chances are we prolly already have met

Music:

Why yes I sure do enjoy music, most every type other then really any form of Christin and most Country. I ♥ Pop bc those girls are slutty, and I enjoy more my fair share of hip hop,rock, and classic rock! I LOVE SUBLIME AND BOB MARLEY ♥
♥ My iPod has become the object of my affection!♥

Movies:

I am addicted to movies...♥
I Espically ♥ the ones with Johnny Depp
.300.
.Lord of War.
.BRICK.
.Hard Candy.
.Clerks.
.Clerks II.
.GRANDMA'S BOY.
.The Goonies.
.American Beauty.
.Thirteen.
.Anchorman.
.KIDS.
.Mean Girls.
.Silence of the Lambs.
.Girl Next Door.
.Shawshank Redemption.
.Life of David Gale.
.Sin City.
.Too Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julia Nemar.
.Lord of the Rings ( I, II, and III)
.Harry Potter (I, II, III, IV).
.Scarface.
.The Rules of Attraction.
.Snatch.
.PROZAC NATION.
.X-Men (all 3).
.The Lake House.
.Aeon Flux.
.Thriteen Ghost.
.Reqiuem for a Dream.

Yeah my list would go on forever..........♥
oh yeah and I ♥ all classic Disney movies

Television:

LOST is where it is at!
I absolutly adore ♥the L word!♥ And Greys Antomy!
♥ALl vH1 shows pretty much--- THATS ALL THEY DO IS GREAT TV SHOWS!♥
:Celebrity Fit clubs:
:Surreal Life:
:Flavor of Love:
:Best Week Ever:
:Hogan Knows Best:
: I LOVE THE 70's, 80's 90's: :The Faboulous Life of....:
♥MTV is QUAILITY TELEVISION♥
The Hills,Laguna Beach, Real Worlds, The Challenges, Cribs, My Super Sweet 16 (though 90% aren't turning 16 they are spoil rotten hookers!), True Life, Ya know, anything of that nature
I love the Simpsons, King of the hill, Futurama, Courage the Cowardly dog (what happened to that show?), Home Movies, Spongebob, AquaTeen Hunger Force .... yeah i enjoy my share of cartoons, espically when they are stupid and pointless
Um whatever happened to old school nick shows? Like Real Monsters, Clarissa Explains it all, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, RoundHouse, RugratsAre You Afriad of the Dark.....? WTF??
Roseanne is amazing... espically that episode where she Dan and Jackie get stoned in the bathroom... classic

Books:

♥How to make love like a pornstar♥
Thatis my bible
Jemina J
Stright Talking
The Devil wears Prada
The Giver
Since my literature class I am becoming more appericative of books and various pieces of literature... I really freaking love the Three Greek Tragedies of Sophocles',Madame Bovary's Ovaries, Great Expectations, and Manon Lescaut........much more to come as soon as I read more

Heroes:

:::Jenna!:::

:::Johnny:::

:::Jack Skellington:::

Charles Dickens