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Milk

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About Me

Rare, very collectible and still in original packaging.A rare rare find at the heart & center of the current tragically hip bourgeois construct.Check it; Gloss and substance are not mutually exclusive.&& 15% of the population joins me in being left handed; Along with... Nietzsche; Aristotle; Benjamin Franklin; Picasso; Michelangelo; Leonardo da Vinci; Fidel Castro; Albert Einstein; Adolf Hitler; Mahatma Gandhi; Issac Newton; Bill Gates; Oprah Winfrey; Jon Stewart; Ben Stiller; Jerry Seinfeld; Seth Rogen;Expect great things.

My Interests

Advertising. Selective Social Anxiety. They Call Me Ms. Anthropy. Dry Inebriation. Subtle Humor. Devilish Satire. French Soap. Rinse & Fucking Repeat.

I'd like to meet:

A charming charming bearded face that calls me babydoll and sings me cheesy cheesy songs.Not unlike that of Seth Rogen.James Mercer Kevin Drew Jason Lee Zach GalifianakisView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Shut up & sway your hips to;Broken Social Scene. The Books. Blonde Redhead. Xiu. Xiu. Etc.

Movies:

Lolita. Memento. The Squid & the Whale. Clash of the Titans. Reservoir Dogs. Oldboy. The Royal Tenenbaums.

Television:

Six Feet Under. Arrested Development. Home Movies. The Office. Entourage. Weeds. Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

Literature: Jennifer Government. Syrup. Rabbit, Run. Rabbit Redux. Videotape. The Glass Castle. A Modest Purposal. A Million Little Pieces. The Complete Persepolis. Generation X. Eleanor Rigby.Authors: Max Barry. Don DeLillo. Douglas Coupland. James Frey. Arthur Nersesian. Chuck Klosterman.Periodicals: CMYK. Blackbook. Wired. dWELL.

Heroes:

I love you Martin. I miss you all the time. Rest in peace. Sleep like a baby. Heyyy brother.

My Blog

An Anderson Homage

READ ME FIRST!!!Ahem, thank you for following directions.Now, this...This is an homage to my favorite characters in films directed by Wes Anderson.I realize they are not completely accurate.Think of t...
Posted by Milk on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:42:00 PST

The Nightly Feast

Every evening as soon as it got dark. Mr. Fox would say to Mrs. Fox, "Well, my darling, what shall it be this time? A plump chicken from Boggis? A duck or a goose from Bunce? Or a nice turkey from Be...
Posted by Milk on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

Innovation

I want to invent a dream recorder.Wouldn't that be neat?
Posted by Milk on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:20:00 PST

Go to Hell, Miss Rydell

Most times I'm completely annoyed with these surveys.And the fact that people actually take time doing them.But I actually liked this one that E posted and also, I was bored.So here's to my first surv...
Posted by Milk on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST

You are a pet without a leash

Most of the people I come across these days sound like they're practicing for a some-day-happily-ever-after Spin magazine interview when they talk. So tell us who your major influences were? It's depl...
Posted by Milk on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:08:00 PST

Greenwich V.

I always get lost when I leave the village.
Posted by Milk on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:30:00 PST