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melon

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About Me

•Im helen.
•Or melon.
•Or helen-melon.
•I think im pretty awesome, but then again I might be biased.
•I just finished school at some college called st fairies.
•In order of preference, I currently own a dog, some parents and an older brother.
• I go to tafe full time studying adv. dip in hospo mangagement.
The best bit is the awesome peeps i've met.
•I lead yr 7 youth group at Figgy Anglican, the best church ever.
•I work as a clown/fairy for a kids party business called 'The Clockwork Clowns'. Why don't you hire me!
•My way of humor is sarcasm. but I still can't figure out why im always the only one to laugh at my own jokes.
•I give plasma blood every 2 weeks. You should too.
•If i could have a top 200 friends on my profile i would.
•I realize this writing is a crappy colour and its hard to read. Too bad, its not my problem.
•One day I felt i needed to upgrade my phone. So i did. I now own one that has bluetooth and plays music and takes pictures. You know, all the 'cool stuff'.
•I am against clubbing and alcohol related everything. I may even start a club.
•I made this writing big so it made knowing more about me easier to know.
•All people fascinate me. That may or may not include you.
•I'm quite hairy if you hadn't already noticed.
•I like original flavoured doritos and 4 legged animals.
•I could go on forever about life in helenland. But I'll spare you the pain. Thankyou for listening!
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. ⌉
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How to make a fully melonness
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts humour
1 part energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little fitness if desired!
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I'd like to meet:

my dog as a human.
and big bird...
oh and a dinosaur would be cool to meet.
u know, the usual..oh wait. you!! add me on msn:
[email protected] ..
M Mesmerizing
E Eccentric
L Lucky
O Outrageous
N Natural
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Music:

I appreciate noise in general.
Music included .
So you can play anything in front of me except that screaming death emo stuff or watever it is.

Movies:

Pretty much every movie ever made..... Ok then, i will name some for you;
bridget jones, Sisterhood of the traveling pants, freaky friday, ghost world, Zoolander, Beauty shop, about schmidt, just married, brady bunch, the pacifier, die another day, miss congeniality 1 + 2, kicking and screaming, anchorman, jay and silent bob, cheaper by the dozen, love actually, meet the parents/fockers, hating alison ashley, school of rock, wedding crashers, hitch, closer, the perfect man, saved, coyote ugly, in her shoes, the family stone, click, step up ( poor skinny ) , bring it on,centrestage, bruce almighty, ghost world, parent trap, are we there yet, guess who, maid in manhattan, bowling for columbine, royal tennenbaums, calendar girls, jack, toy story, madagascar, notebook, happy feet,my big fat greek wedding, NOT DREAMGIRLZ (dont see it it sucks majorly),miss potter, take the lead, razzle dazzle, becoming jane (quite crappy. just stick to The Princess Diaries if u wanna watch Anne Hathaway), Pirates 3 (meh),Shrek 3,Evan Almighty,Juno, Alien vs predator 2, National Treasure 2, Jane Austen Book club

Television:

Before i start, i want to make it clear that i only watch these shows because im an Austar deprived child: chasers war on everything, thank god you're here, house, simpsons, big brother (occasionally), idol, rove, Oprah, dr Phil, Queer eye,so you think you can dance, the news ( call me a freak), today tonight and my all time favourite funniest home videos.

Books:

Don't judge a book by it's cover.....judge it by the movie!!!

Heroes:

Jesus. He died for me, so I live for Him.

My Blog

Hmm, uhh.....

Next time you ask someone a question, look for the trademark sign of an idiot: the "hmmmmm" noise they make while they're thinking. It's especially noticeable when you go to a restaurant and the wait...
Posted by melon on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST

I’m Lovin it

By now everyone is probably aware of McDonald's new ad campaign: "i'm lovin' it," which is really a contraction of the phrase "i am loving it," that happens to be an anagram for the phrase: "ailing v...
Posted by melon on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:12:00 PST

Fruit of the Spirit - Visible Growth in Jesus Christ

Jesus says that we are to carry His light and we are to let that light shine before men and not attempt to hide it. Part of His light are these 9 fruits of the Holy Spirit shining through an anointed ...
Posted by melon on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:49:00 PST

Soul in the Gong 07!!!

Just a short briefing. Its happening September 7-9. As God's people and friends from the gong, we're gonna do community projects in and around the suburbs to help those who need it. There's a fundrais...
Posted by melon on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST

What does it mean to have the fear of God?

 For the unbeliever, the fear of God is to fear the judgment of God and eternal death, which is eternal separation from God (Luke 12:5; Hebrews 10:31). For the believer, the fear of God is someth...
Posted by melon on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST

But why Prayer?

From 'Ablazeforgod.com'An important part of ther Christian life is prayer. It is even fair to say that it's the most important facet of living the Christian life. But why is it so important? What's th...
Posted by melon on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:40:00 PST

Science says....

Harvest Christian ChurchHorsham, AustraliaEveryone knows the story of Jonah&Well, for obvious reasons, there had to be questions asked&&Can this even be possible?This raises three main questions:1. Is...
Posted by melon on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST

Was Jesus the Messiah?

Ablazeforgod.comThis is perhaps the most important question for Jews regarding Christianity. In fact, it is what separates Judaism from Christianity; the belief that Jesus was the Messiah which God ha...
Posted by melon on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

party and stuff

hey all dudes, wats up. Im feeling a bit lonely without the whole school thing to turn to to block any unwanted thoughts, so im turning to myspace instead : ) Bout time i posted a new blog anyway. ooh...
Posted by melon on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST

New toy to play with...wooooo!!!!

Hey everyone, i've been meaning to create a myspace for yonks now, and i finally did it. There are some things im not too yay about, like the 12 photo limit thing. U've all seen how many pics i have o...
Posted by melon on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST