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matt

my eyes! the goggles do nothing!

About Me

my name is matthew and i want to be a robot when i grow up. but not one of those boring 50s robots that talks like an autistic japanese kid and looks like some kind of fucked up futuristic oscar the grouch, i'm talking one of those kick ass robots that can travel in space, and anywhere i land a party instantly materializes. come on, you know that would be rad.

My Interests

traveling. movies. music. going on a drive and not knowing exactly where i'll end up. getting lost. fall and spring. that period of about 30 minutes during the day when the sun is gone but the sky is real red. oh yeah, i think people call that sunset. i like that.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who doesn't take everything so goddamn serious. how do people do that anyways?

Music:

anyone who knows me at all knows that i really don't like music.oh wait no, that's a lie. i like a lot of stuff. and i'm always open to suggestions.

Movies:

shawshank redemption (cliche but true), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (even though i can't watch it), seven samurai, road to perdition, the fountain, 2046, 40 year old virgin, millions, 28 days later, lost in translation, heat, gangs of new york, the departed, um i really could keep going with this but i won't.

Television:

whatever is on at a friends house, i really don't watch anything at home.

Books:

anything by bret easton ellis. john dower is kinda cool if you're into japanese modern history (and chances are, you're not). reinhold niebuhr is tight but in all honesty i don't think anyone knows what the fuck he's talking about. i used to like chuck palaniuhk (fight club dude, however the fuck you spell his name) but i've come to realize that he's a one trick pony.

Heroes:

junichiro koizumi. and my spare tire, i love that little guy.