So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her fiancé seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth. She was seated next to this man who she had tried to start conversations, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of. And she was feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilots on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry†and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says “Where are we going?†and he looks at her and he says “We’re going to a party. It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.†And then he starts humming this little tune, it kind of goes like this: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4…………………..
"Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing." -eDGaR aLlEN poE-"the nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least i can dream.†-Marilyn Monroe-"Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?" -AnDY WArhoL-
la dispute is my choice of the week and of course the hard lessons
running with scissors, juno, hard candy, the science of sleep, brick, ed wood, fear and loathing in las vegas, donnie darko,james and the giant peach and horror movies
WEEDS and Family Guy
rite now im reading the Zombie SURVIVAL Guide
give me a definition of a hero that doesnt come out of a dictionary. otherwise i dont believe in them.