irony |
i just took one of those showers where you don't wash your hair, and now i feel twice as dirty than before.grossness.
Posted by D.D.G. on Mon, 26 May 2008 09:23:00 PST |
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS |
and yet, i totally can.MY HOUSE FUCKING COLLAPSED TONIGHT.:(everyone is okay, which is amazing, but HOLY SHIT. this has seriously got to be the worst week ever for me. oh my god.oh my god....
Posted by D.D.G. on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:32:00 PST |
the flesh is willing, the spirit is weak. |
i know, i used that subject line before, but i’ve got that goddamn song stuck in my head, and it’s early/late, and i’m still pretty drunk.HAH.up yours, blog-reading community!...
Posted by D.D.G. on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:53:00 PST |
it’s like living in crazy wacky funhouse! |
when you’re hungover as shit, and your entire house starts to creak and shake, it doesn’t help your hangover.currently, the landlord is jacking up our foundation while we’re all stil...
Posted by D.D.G. on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:19:00 PST |
creative writing |
sparks plus to my left,diet pepsi to my right.footlong turkeysubway, in my belly.today was a good day.question mark?
Posted by D.D.G. on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:04:00 PST |
i totally slammed a sparks earlier this evening and missed being 19 |
i don’t think i’m drunk anymore, so i can finally go to sleep.goodnight!
Posted by D.D.G. on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:01:00 PST |
april showers bring may blowjobs. |
april awesomeness- not just for the hot reporter friend of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, anymore.i just need to make sure i actually do what i plan to, to insure the awesomeness."30 days"that&rsqu...
Posted by D.D.G. on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:21:00 PST |
tie up the tubes, no babies for me! |
a little boy called me "sir" today.the worst part of it, was that the father did nothing to correct him.kids can be such assholes.
Posted by D.D.G. on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:24:00 PST |
so what. |
i’ll never impress you, and i’ll never be your muse.so what. big deal. fuck off.
Posted by D.D.G. on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST |
AYE, I’M WALKIN’ ’EERE!! |
so i just got hit by a car while i was crossing the sidewalk. never happened to me before. what the fuck.i was walking normal speed just reaching the middle of the crosswalk and some white fucking t...
Posted by D.D.G. on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:10:00 PST |
