own eyes |
I actually undressed myself with my own eye's today... that was a personal first for me. To be honest I didn't really enjoy what I saw, need to work on the hips.
Posted by gloria on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:39:00 PST |
Hunky Dory |
great album... nuff said
Posted by gloria on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST |
Turtle Fucking |
So I totally had sex with a turtle the other day. I was trying to make my own smarter version of the teenage mutant ninja turtles& but instead I got this monster.
Can I kill it? Or would that b...
Posted by gloria on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST |
Breaking the Law? |
Is it against the law for me to be taking pictures like this?
I can't be the only person who finds something just a little funny about her.& I wonder if she has a strange&nbs...
Posted by gloria on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Wash, Rinse, Repeat |
I have got to stop taking a shower right after smoking a joint. Again, just a little retarded here& but I somehow always end up forgetting what parts of my body I have washed and tumble into this ridi...
Posted by gloria on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:32:00 PST |
Name Change? |
As some of you already know, I have been debating on whether or not to legally change my name. Some of you have been very supportive and quite suggestive, while the others have done nothing but made f...
Posted by gloria on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST |
Orange Paintball |
I got shot in the nut from an orange paintball today.
Worse thing is... the damn thing never exploded. I think it might have misshaped one of them.
I should never have made fun of that fucking crip...
Posted by gloria on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST |
I dont know any of these people |
I wasent fucking with yah... I really dont know any of these people.
Posted by gloria on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST |
Stump Sucking Day 2006 |
So, I was out again the other night& this time at the local bowling ally. I rented my shoes, picked out my ball and headed towards the bar to pick up the first round of beers for the night. As ...
Posted by gloria on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST |
Bar Contest Winner! |
So, I was out drinking the other night and the bar I happen to stumble into was having what they like to call "a secret contest". That name was very appropriate considering both the type of gam...
Posted by gloria on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:14:00 PST |
