That's when it becomes boring, because do you really care ?
If I have the same interests as you, will you see me as a better person ?
I hope not. I won't. But unlike those shallow, I'm-on-myspace-but-I-fuck-you-all-people-because-I've-got-so
-little-confidence-in-me-that-I-think-if-I-say-"fuck you all"-it-means-I've-got-personnality type of people, I'm of the open-minded kind.
As a matter of fact, I tolerate to the max. If you don't cross me, I'll happily blah-blah-blah about any subject of your choice with you.
More particularly YOU. I feed on anecdotes about people's lives. That's why I'm here, not to advertise my soon-to-be-famous rock band or wriggle my ass on video(although I may do it once or twice).
YOU are my interest. Be proud of it. Talk to me.
I'd like to meet:
Various representatives of the human and/or animal race, willing to share ideas, nonsense, pictures, bodily fluids,laughs, guns, feelings, countries, fantasies of world domination and cocooning, a bed, a pie, a magpie, friends, all in equal parts (i.e. you have a nice-legged friend that you want to share with me, I expect you to give me at least one of the legs.).
I want to meet attorneys, sluts, presidents of southern american so-called democracies, weekend home-made dictators, worldwide-implanted firms CEO who masturbate bulls as a hobbie (or for that extra income at the time of Xmas), I want to meet teachers who have insight in a number of boring paedagogical matters, I want to meet YOU, with that faint smile on your lips because you think you've seen it all, I need YOU who know nothing because I can teach YOU, I want to meet gerbils because I love that word (and they're so cute, innit ?).
I'd like to meet people to learn from and to teach to.
And Suicide Girls. They're gerbils of a human kind.
Music:
Not more than five bands, otherwise it becomes all blurry.
- Rasputina. ( Lesbian grunge chamber-music, the New Order of Chaos ).
- Pulp. ( Come on, boys and Girls, you know about sex don't you ? )
- Radiohead. ( Humm... Sooo obvious. )
- Bérurier Noir. ( punks not dead. )
- A whole lot more. ( No, this ain't a band, you shtoopid )
Movies:
Three movies.
- Dr Doolittle 2. ( I haven't seen the first one yet but I just can't resist animals who speak. Hihi. )
- Bunker Palace Hotel. ( French masterpiece of political cynism. And it's beautiful. )
- Surf Nazis Must Die. ( Sums up a lot about what I like in general. )
Television:
I play video games, watch films, and clears my mind of any capacity to think thanks to it.
T.V. is BAD. But I've got one of course who do you think I am ?
Books:
Ah. That's unfair. I used to be quite a reader when I was a kid, not that much any more, and less and less novels anyway.
Lets drop names such as Umberto Eco, James Crumley, Charles Baudelaire, Jim Harrison, John Steinbeck, Matthew Lewis, no really it may sound a bit vain and shallow but in fact I think I quite like a lot of books.
Heroes:
Are there any left ?
