We are a house: 5 people living together under one roof. Individually, we are Barry, Bradley, John, Ken, and Larry. Collectively, we are the perfect man!
After growing tired of looking for internet dates on our own, we have decided to combine forces with this awesome profile. Stop looking, you don't need to go any further for your sexual or emotional needs. Someone at this house will fill them.
We are looking for 5 women or 10 one-armed chicks. Preferably, we'd like to date someone in the Bay Area. We'll do long distance, but we don't pay for airfare or give out frequent flyer miles.
If you're interested, we can set something up. We know dating 5 people at once is daunting, so we'll have to all decide on the right schedule. We could play a game: Let's all go out and get drunk and whoever wakes up in our bed will be the person we date! Kind of like musical chairs, if the chairs were covered in latex.
When we are not the house, we are known as
Barry
Bradley
John
Ken
Larry
