My name is Andrew. I smoke Marlboro's, and enjoy pie on the 3rd weekend of every month. on the second weekend of every month, i prefer ice cream. The 1st weekend of every month, I don't eat desert (trying to watch my figure). My favorite number is 8, because it reaminds me of eating. And "shakin' my booty" comes natural, because I got to much junk in the trunk. I think kittens are cute, un till they turn on you, and go rabid, changing into a veracious cat beast. When that happens I than eat pie on the second weekend of every month, and ice cream on the first. If you ask my friends about me I'm sure they'd say "Andrew, he's a crazy mofo, but his milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and he'll shake that shit till he starts an earthquake."
This is a list of all the earthquakes I've caused. I'm sorry.
I'm a generally happy individual, I enjoy long walks on the beach, followed by dinner. I enjoy movie's, followed by dinner. I enjoy relaxing at home watching the TV, while my girlfriend waxes my back, followed by dinner. But I do get angry, especially when I don't get my dinner. When i get angry I'm prone to do a number of things, including but not limited to:Random vomiting
Pissing on house hold items that arnt mine
Going to foodmaxx and eating all there little pies
shoving other peoples valuables into my rectal cavity, and when they ask for them back, bending over and screaming "WHY DON'T YOU GO BOB FOR APPLES!"
My dogs name is Maggie, I hate her! I have 2 sisters and 2 brothers. There names are Creampuff , Marshmellow, Little Debby , and WTF. My mom died when I was very young, she OD'ed on pie. This is me, and what I'm about...
...now, don't you wish your girlfreind was hot like me?LOVEMYFLASH CODE
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