I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet George W.... to congratulate him on what a wonderful job he did in office..... sarcasm??? YOU BET YOUR ASS...
"We are party animals... we have a distinct look, a unique personality, and a die hard additude. We are able to out-drink anybody and are undoubtably the funnest people to be around. We are masters at waterfall, tippy cup, and beer pong, and we keep track of our championships. We go to great lengths to attend every bash and consider beer a refeshing source of energy. We carry around cameras because it is the only way we can recollect what happened the night before. We wake up in different places then we thought we were in with our shoes and jewlery still on, and scavenging for our purses. We are consistant with our drinking because no matter what it takes, we will find a place to party everyday of the week. We say the stupidest things and make the most ridiculous choices but we have the best stories to tell. We never fall asleep first, usually staying awake until the break of dawn, or at least until all the alcohol is gone. We are considered the life of the party, and you can pick us out of any crowd because we are the loudest ones. We are constantly the center of attention either laughing singing, dancing, or finding some other way to make a complete fool of ourselves. We find huge bruises in the most ridiculous spots on our body but cannot fathem how the hell they got there in the first place. We can bong beer like its water and easily get through a case in an hour. We make late night food runs to Taco Bell and Nationals and think we've never had a better Hani in our lives. We wake with pounding headaches, the most disgusting taste in our mouths yearning for water but too hungover to actually get out of bed and get it and swear off drinking forever. But then we realize... We were placed on this earth for the soul purpose of living it up and to live for the nights we cannot remember with the friends we will never forget."
