jb

loves long sensual walks on the beach very spontaneous like poppin a boner in class addicted to porn. anyone wanna trade dvds? i get happy when people laugh at my corny perverted jokes is easily amused loves orange soda and cherry coke at dennys with strawberrys sleeps in a cold ass garage (any ladies wanna keep me warm on the cold winter months) BIGGEST LAGGER YOU WILL EVER MEET (i'm probally gonna be late on my wedding day) hates the rain cuz it makes me lazier than already am loves xmas because of mistletoes (girls have to kiss you or they get a coal from santa) kid at heart..fuck i'm just a big ass kid period loves to read dirty magazines..haha sike ok ok only on weekends loves greek mythology history buff double jointed..trust me ladies you would love me hates ketchup, mayonaise, ranch, mustard loves CHEESE of any kind a BIG WHORE in the outside.but a GEEK in the inside hates rejections afraid to make the first move cautious i love to sing but i suck.even though i have sold out concerts in the shower has a jiggly butt daring scared of the dark (i had a night light still even in high school) HATES CHANGES misses old school cartoons and nickalodean tv shows. who remembers GALA GALA ISland not your typical bay area guy ( but i do have a fake grill so i can feel gangsta) Shy (i am though if i dont know you) had dreams of becoming a pornstar GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD only talks PERVERTED for kicks and giggles so please dont take my nasty joke seriously THICK OR THIN always there for the people i love (fuck that was some emo shit haha) HATES waking up in the MORNING loves to drink SOCO (southern comfort) loves to fart under the blanket and smell it afterwards loves sweet and sour pork...without the sweet n sour loves chick flick movies sweet talker.i can sweet talk you to raping me :0) dont worry it wont be rape cuz i'd probally like it fobs out alot (stupid tfc) last but not least...LOVES TO MEET NEW PEOPLE.i'm not the judgmental type just bring a good vibe and a great attitude and i'll get drunk with you.