Fuckin Uba

Don't act like you don't Shinobi!

About Me

I love my friends, family, pets, and life. I have no drama, so all I gotta say to everyone is stop frontin, stop hatin, stop bitchin, save the drama, and have a nice day. LEZGO DRINK!!! AIM "eOOBY".. MySpace

My Interests

I get along with errrbody. If I don't...it's cuz you got a fucked up personality. I like drinkin, partying, dancin, singin, chillin, hangin, DVD'n.....well pretty much anything! I like happy, funny, modest people...actually, just read my blogs.

I'd like to meet:

Adriana Lima...no one hotter Jessica Alba...perfection nuff said Christina Milian...LAWD have mercy Holly Hannula...so fine I'd like to meet a tongueless ebonic bushman, a butch ballerina, a one legged long-jumper, a heterosexual interior designer, a girl that doesn't smoke, an Asian red-neck, and a smart President.

Movies:

Glitter, Honey, Gigli, and Incestual Lesbianic Gothic Midget Farm Porn! They're all modern classics in cinema...I cried.

Television:

, , History/Discovery/TLC channel

Books:

A Night Without Armor II, Lord of the Rings, The Iliad, Emperor, Farewell to Manzanar

Heroes:

Good times and good friends is what makes me, me. Me and Alie Dimack to Mari Rose, Me, and Alice...hottie alert! Da Boiz, the "Z" makes us harder Matt, Kathrine, and I I...I dunno Marc, Kayeron, Me, and Rose Cheese! Shopping in Bangkok I love 45's Michelle, Susan, and I Breakfast in Pattaya Ivar for the B-day Back in the day at V20 Picking Rose's nose for some reason The guys Richard, me, and Matthew Huddle up! Sold her a car, she sold me cookies Love these three Ash Catchem bonding w/strangers Rose, cute as always Me and Jeri Lee Me and my nucka Pikachu "very good very good very gooood!!" Denise and I Me and mah boi leavin Phi Phi My bro from high school 3mph of pure thrills Check the flaps David My lovely sis and I Yeah...I'm a little full Illegal cat fighting ring If i'm late I don't fuck around Can you believe this...can u

My Blog

R.I.P. Binh, miss u bro

Loyaly in friends is so important and rare these days, but you had it in spades. Humor makes people gravitate toward you, and you never failed to make us laugh. Sincerity is most important to me, and ...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

Uba in a nutshell.

I little more about me:I was born and raised in Monterey Park. I went to New Ave School, Repetto, SPMS, and PCC. I graduated from SPHS and CSUN. I have a degree in Asian American Studies and a B.A. in...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PET-PEEVES!!!! Read it, you might be insulted.

Pet-peeves: It pisses me off when girls get mad at guys who stare at their chest, while they're wearing some low-cut hoochie gear, what the fuck do you expect? If I had on some crotchless chaps, I...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pick up lines

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New Years, what do you say I meet you between the holidays? That sweater is quite becoming on you...of course, if I were on y...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random Thoughts (updated weekly) seriously

-Does anyone else wonder why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? hmm... -A friend is someone that will bail you out of jail. A best friend is someone that's in the cell next to you sa...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lies and Orgasms

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculo...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!

ZERO GRAVITY When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BLOWJOB!!!!

Blowjobs... > >>WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT: > > 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. > > > > > > > >> 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. >...
Posted by Fuckin Uba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST