About Me
I do not like so much zee girls who are shaving. In zee morning I like to stroll down zee Champs Elysee with my little poodle and go to zee shops to by moustache wax and try on berets and scarves. In zee afternoon I like to sit at zee cafe by zee Louvre and write poems, smoke a long cigarette, sip some wine, and eat my baguette and camembert cheese.