I wish my Grass was Emo so that it can cut itself.
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard
