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Simmons: short, horny, and pissed!

it's Bobby's World...you all just live in it.

About Me

Hey, I'm Simmons, and I'm kind of like Rocky Road ice cream: A little soft, a little nutty, and I'm nice and dark, thanks to Zack for that line. I'm a graduate of Lakewood High, and I'm so glad I'm gone...just kidding. I love all my friends back there. I'm a honors student at LBCC right now and I'm down to meet new people.I'm a huge wrestling fan. My favorite is no doubt The Undertaker. Undertaker's 14-0 Wrestlemania Streak vs. Batista's World Title at Mania 23. Anyone wanna bet against 'Taker? Didn't think so.I got mad skillz on the drums and played drumset since I was 6 and currently the drummer for the Viking Show Band at LBCC. Oh yeah I'm the editor of the CityStyle page on the LBCC Viking newspaper...Hit me up!!!!!!

My Interests

playin drums, chillin with the fellas, goin to the movies, watchin sports, playin ball, playin Madden(which is way too overrated), and watching my old collection of wrestling tapes...including this clip from WWE Smackdown - Grocery store ass whooping

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus(..cuz its Jesus you idiot), James Brown (R.I.P.), The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Beyonce, John Cena(so I could slap the crap out of him), Hilary from the Fresh Prince(so I could ask her out), Stuart Scott(so I could get a job), MLK(to ask him how he could remain so nonviolent throughout his time) and pretty much any person that I haven't met yet. Oh yeah, and WAR....anyone who can make a video where a black and kkk man unite goes on my all-time list...

Music:

I'm an old school guy through and through. i mostly like R&B, Gospel, some Rap, but mainly old school as you can tell from my list: 50 Cent, Jay Z, Snoop, Kanye West, Chamillionaire, T.I.(Okay, enough with rap, on to the old school)...Guy, Luther Vandross, Commodores, Whispers, Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, Manhattans, Dramatics, The Brothers Johnson, Heatwave, Lakeside, Freddie Jackson, Redbone, Drowning Pool, Creed(yeah I had to throw some rock in there), Hall & Oates, McFadden & Whitehead, Prince, Kool & the Gang, Men At Work, Taproot, The Offspring, Linkin Park, Shinedown, the guy who wrote Spanish Flea, Patrice Rushen, Shaggy, Kirk Franklin, Blackstreet, Motorhead, Slick Rick, Diddy, Kris Kross, and a grip of other people that i can't remember...

Movies:

If you are a fan of movies at all, you must see Rocky Balboa. It's a gret end to the Rocky series, tho my favorite movie is still Rocky 3...it reminds me of back east in Philly, even though i like Rocky 1-3...second fav is SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!! Don't Be a Menace, Friday, Friday After Next, Drumline, Monster's Ball, The Nutty Professor 1 and 2, Soul Food, Three Kings, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, all 4 American Pies, The Original Kings of Comedy, Collateral, Dreamgirls and all 4 Scary Movies

Television:

The Simpsons- the best show on tv period. In Living Color(Homey don't play that), The Steve Harvey Show, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air(Hilary is soo fine), The Jamie Foxx Show, The Wayans Bros. (We're brothers, we're happy and we're singin and we're colored...gimme a high five!!!), Smart Guy, Sister Sister, Married with Children, King of the Hill, Family Guy, WWE, ECW, TNA(yeah i watch wrestling), Martin, Living Single, Lucy, American Gladiators, That 70s Show, Girlfriends, One on One, Half and Half, Eve, Futurama, Malcome and Eddie, Boy Meets World, Everybody Hates Chris, Yo Momma, Bill Nye The Science Guy, AFV, and Wrestling Society X.

Books:

Black Like Me, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, To Be The Man, Sex, Lies & Headlocks, the entire James Bond series, the Goosebumps books I read in the 5th grade, and anything...ANYTHING about black history.

Heroes:

Most importantly God, and these crazy guys.... Botch-a-mania 2

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My Blog

3rd Blog: Dang did he even graduate?

Ok so last Friday, Rodney (straight off a semester in Fresno) and I headed up to Lakewood&during school&to catch up with the old (band) crew down there. Now normally, there isn't a whole lot wrong wit...
Posted by Simmons {is leaving myspace} on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

2nd Blog: Untitled/Friendship

Usually your senior year is supposed to be your best year in high school, right? It's supposed to be the most laid back time during these four years, at least that what I've been led to believe. Well,...
Posted by Simmons {is leaving myspace} on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:51:00 PST

Mike's Top 10 .1: Top 10 Reasons To Date a Drummer

10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:10) Our coordination is incredible.9) We can keep any tempo you want.8) No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.7) No matter how tired we are, we always finish the...
Posted by Simmons {is leaving myspace} on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST

1st Blog: Addiction

This is straight out of a Kanye West song but it's so fitting to not only my life, but my best friend's life, and a grip of other people that I know that I had to post it. "Addiction"[Chorus][Kanye (F...
Posted by Simmons {is leaving myspace} on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:53:00 PST