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Frank

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About Me

I like chicken, fishing, poker, tennis, american idol, basketball, scotch, scrabble, jeopardy, football, beer, jokes, laughing, animals, and seltzer

My Interests

Summer.

I'd like to meet:

Jack, Jimmy, Johnny, and Jose.

Music:

I'll tell ya what I DON'T like: Madonna Cher Whitney Phish Puff Jordin Sparks Marilyn Manson. What a random list, right? Anyway...

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, Rushmore, Dumb and Dumber, Rounders, Goodfellas, The Graduate, Shawshank, Love Actually, Gladiator, Bronx Tale, The Perez Family, I Love You To Death, The Departed, Clockwork Orange, Pan's Labrynth, Volver, Rudy, Rocky, Elf, Bad Santa, Tie Me Up Tie Me Down, Claire's Knee, Swingers, Freak Talks About Sex, American Me, Big Fish, Full Metal Jacket, Eyes Wide Shut

Television:

100% addicted to American Idol. During football season (aka the high holy season) I can gleefully watch NFL or college football for 12 hours straight. Saturday AND Sunday that is. I also enjoy(ed): Celebrity Rehab, EWTN, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Dog Whisperer, Ice Road Truckers, and just about anything on Nat Geo or Discovery.

Books:

Yearbooks!

Heroes:

Jesus, Mary, Estrella, William F. Buckley, Mike Tyson, and Brian Hyland. In that order.

My Blog

Peel And Eat Shrimp

Are a pain in the assLike not even worth the troubleBut sometimes I justCrave those motherfuckersSprankle a lattle Old Bay seasoning up in tharemmmmmm-mmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmmmWash it down with a Sam Adams(T...
Posted by Frank on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:16:00 PST

Body Building Flex-Off

Body building competitions.Hilarious."Are those dudes serious???"Yeah man, they're serious.My favorite flex-off move?The step-in-front-of-the-other-guy-hands-on-hips-pointed-toe-ful l-elliptical -thigh...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:27:00 PST

When it Rains

When it rains it makes me think I'm back in the Bing And it makes my blackberry reception poopy. And it fucks up my brand new white Rod Laver's.  (picture in blog photos) And it smells really goo...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:34:00 PST

College Radio High Five!!!!!!!!

My good friend John told me that if I ever go back for my master's degree, that I should start up my old radio show on the campus radio station.I can just picture it:White hipster (self)nicknamed E-Du...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:46:00 PST

Just a survey

l 1) Who gave you your last kiss?Chonie2) Is something bothering you?You mean besides the weather?3) What are you doing today?Might go get a massage at this spot that I like in Hells Kitchen, then mi...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

Rednecks

I was flipping through the channels yesterday and stopped (for some weird reason) on ESPN's pre-Kentucky Derby coverage.  They were interviewing some Good Ol' Boy as he was riding around on a hor...
Posted by Frank on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:25:00 PST

Manhattan to Queens on the F Train

West 4th Street.  Stand clear of the semi-militant lesbians with the rolled up sleeves and Air Jordans.14th Street.  Stand clear of the 40 year old lady with the New York Times, fun tights, ...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:29:00 PST

Hi guys!

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Posted by Frank on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

The Pope

Pope Benedict XVI came to NYC.I love the pope.Come back soon.
Posted by Frank on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:02:00 PST

Post Office

A clerk at the post office today told me that the USPS would suffer greatly with regard to efficiency if it was privatized.  I couldn’t believe that a person could say something like that w...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:42:00 PST