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Jordan

I only ask things I'd ask any superstar...

About Me

I'm 23, I was born right were I'm living now - Oakland! If I'm not here in my native EAST BAY, I'm in the city... going to SF State as a Literature major and working as a tutor on South Van Ness.
Things that keep me going have gotta be my Queli, and the rest would be music, reading, writing, mexican food, dancing, and hanging out with my friends...

"I can't live without books" Thomas Jefferson
I'm also in a band, probably one of the best in the world. Maybe ever. Add us! I mean come on, look at this bitchin' graphic -

....Man, here go the police!!
I'm not trippin- I'm too legit to quit and I'm squeaky clean pimpin'

Me and my babe!

Our band, AS APRIL TURNS TO MAY. I'm a rockstar.
I rock out.

In reguards to soccer...
There's Mountinho, Ricardo, Luis Figo, Christiano Ronaldo, and Nani!

"IF PORTUGAL DOESN'T WIN - I'LL KILL MYSELF!" -HOMER SIMPSON

My Interests

SPORTING JUMANJI!
Watch out for us, we're going to go pro in a few years. Check out my ultra-rare rookie soccer card. Buying one on eBay would probably set you back like thirty bucks or something.

I'd like to meet:

I think of all my uncles, my favorite was Uncle Caveman. we called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave. and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. later we found out he was a bear.

Music:

My Motto towards music....
"NOTHING IS ANY GOOD IF OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT"
Alkaline Trio, Rancid, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Distillers, The Arcade Fire, Weezer, The Misfits, Death Cab for Cutie, Elliot Smith, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cursive, Fiery Furnaces, Brand New, Ratatat, The Good Life, The Pixies, the Ramones, Bright Eyes, The Smiths, the Rentals, Iron and Wine, Sunny Day Real Estate, Postal Service, Fennypack, Le Tigre, The National, Wolf Parade, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Plastilina Mosh, Pedro the Lion, Nelly Furtado, Molotov, Pavement, Nino Bravo, and Amalia Rodrigues.

Movies:

The Star Wars Trilogy, Godfather, Army of Darkness, Spider-Man 2, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Unforgiven, Back to the Future Trilogy, Mallrats, Superman 1,2 and Returns, The Royal Tenenbaums, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Pootie Tang, Clerks, the Ladykillers, Wedding Crashers, Un dia con el diablo..

ANCHORMAN!
And who could forget about this charming classic?

Television:

TiVo! Old-school Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Doctor Who, All in the Family, MXC, soccer...

Books:

9 Stories, 100 years of Solitude, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norell, Sanctuary, The Last King, the Godfather, Ender's Game, The Importance of Being Earnest, The House of the Spirits, Animal Farm, The Screwtape Letters, David Sedaris, Saki, Lorca, Pessoa.. a lot of stuff

Heroes:

Tres Agaves. Coit Tower. Twin Peaks. Anzu. The Pier. Extra Space Storage. Bay street. Atwell street. Disneyland. Guadalajara and Teul. Tahoe.

E MEU DAD TAMBEM

My Blog

Soccer/Football update

First things first, before this turns into a rant about US soccer, the international teams I root for have been doing pretty well. Sporting Clube of Portugal got second, behind by only one point - win...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:26:00 PST

Portugal vs. Belgium

Euro 2008!Portugal vs. Belgium! Even with Deco and Simao out, Portugal beat Belgium 4-0 in Lisbon, with 70% possession and two goals from Ronaldo and one each from Nuno Gomes and Quaresma! We needed t...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

this is going on our Sporting Jumanji Site in a sec...

This was taken right from the news:"That's right, the celebrated and handsome soccer team International Sporting Jumanji makes its comeback this Thursday at Gellert Park in Daly City at 4 PM.Sporting ...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Early Birthday Present for Myself

Already found an early birthday present for myself - the Civ 4 Expasion out next week:   http://www.civfanatics.com/civ4/warlords/#civs   Also, I'll probably need a better video card so it d...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:31:00 PST

PORTUGAL V. NETHERLANDS!

Now THAT was a good game to watch! Crazy-ass ref, crazy calls, but goddamn it - we WON!
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST

Japanese Girl by the Beat Crusaders

Someone knockin sliding paper doors And you nod in beautiful kimono Got my heartbeat fly away to Seoul I love you! Oh, lord! Why were we raised up in Faraway other lands? Never met a girl like you b...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST

ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES (I've had the time of my life)

Come on! Buy tickets (12 bucks) and see them in the 'sco with me this Thursday! They hardly ever tour! http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=sfbay&query=detail &event=665435...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:16:00 PST

JAPAN

So, for everyone who's wondering - I'm leaving for Japan March 25th and I'll be back April 2nd. This is of course means I'm missing April Fool's, something that kind of sucks since I had some big plan...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST

She's the Man

It's tearing me up inside, but the "She's the Man" movie coming out is based on a great Shakespeare comedy "The Twelfth Night," one of my favorites.   It's painful to type, but after seeing thre...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST

TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2005

Top Ten Albums of 2005 Here are my Top Ten Albums of 05, in no particular order and with no arguments justifying why theyre here. It seems lame to argue why I put certian albums on this list&nb...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:11:00 PST