Man Laws.......I stole this from the rockstar |
MAN LAWS1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelin...
Posted by Anderson on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST |
Theres 3 kinds of people |
Theres 3 kinds of people, theres assholes, theres pussies, and theres dicks. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want t...
Posted by Anderson on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:18:00 PST |
The Family Prayer |
So
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming wit...
Posted by Anderson on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST |
