well hello my name is tom! born and raised ON long island, where stereotypes, shady people, whacko girls, shit talkers, and guidos rome freely and in abundance. a little about me...clowns freak me out, yes thats right CLOWNS like the real circus clowns not idiot people you refer to as clowns although they are annoying as well. people wonder why i always have money and i spend it so freely well i think it is time to come clean since 1995 i have been the ring leader of the biggest underground prostitution ring in the metro area, and in id say early summer of 1996 i began mass producing methampetamine and distributing it globally, my key goal is world domination through sex, drugs, and soda-pop this is snapple fact #1 by the way.i like to travel randomly, yup randomly because im cool and can do that type of shanagle. i would like to move and travel and stay places a few months at a time, kind've like a gypsy-yes i want to be a gypsy.i work for cablevision which has its ups and downs...the ups i get playboy for free, and old ladys checking me out and hitting on me and the downs well, climbing poles in rain/sleet/snow, hot attics with blown insulation, and well retarded people who cant turn a box on.i currently have a g/f and shes neat-o, we kiss and shit its fun. so back off men & women im taken.thats pretty much it..and PS. I HATE YOU :)
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