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Leela

You fool...ya goddamn fool.

About Me

I am a complicated mass of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen mixed with some nucleic acids and trace minerals.

My Interests

Unicycling, fire-juggling studly dorks are always in...surfing, snowboarding, slacklining, hiking, canyoneering, swimming, Yoga. playing with fire. self-educating, self-medicating. Anything that involves getting off the grid, earthships. bio-diesel. anarchy and absinthe. travelling in my sweetass vahn. volkswagens. old stuff. argyle. knee-socks. fish-net. daydreaming. recently focused on finding the time for the ever elusive, suppressed and strangled artist within. but not really because I've been too busy for that. dammit. intelligent, patient, and open-minded people. I am very attracted to anything strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual. and yes, always "the meaning of meaning."

I'd like to meet:

Kelly.

Music:

Tool, Jane's Addiction, Morphine, Modest Mouse, Beastie Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck, Primus, Ween...Radiohead!!! STS9, APC, RHCP, Foo Fighters, Jets to Brazil, Banyan, Professor Small, Cake, the Cramps, the Pixies, Dead Kennedys, Flaming Lips, Lou Reed, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, etc. etc. and then... Portishead, Tori Amos, Bjork, Erykah Badu, Mazzy Star, Sigur Ros, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, Handsome Boy Modeling School...(I love the elipsis-it means so much more.) My latest obsession? KOL.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What the poop do we know? (except I hate that stupid robert palmer part will the jelly things), Amelie, Fight Club, Ghostdog, Reservoir Dogs, 12 Monkeys, A Nightmare before Christmas, Waking Life, Ghost World, Lost in Translation, Run Lola Run, Vanilla Sky... mindless quotables like Better off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Raising Arizona, Weird Science, Strange Brew, oh! Brain Candy, Love it!!!...and pretty much any Tim Burton project or David Lynch freak show.

Television:

if and when I crack out on tv, I dig derelict cartoons and sketch comedy.

Books:

And the Ass saw the Angel by Nick Cave, eleven minutes by Paula Coelho. Killing yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman. Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins (favorite ever), all books by Tom Robbins, Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse, Desert Solitaire and The Monkey Wrench Gang by Edward Abbey, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series by Douglas Adams, The Mists of Avalon, Lots of Anne Rice (back in the day) yeah I read the Sleeping Beauty book...hmmm...The Tolkein Series, The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson, 1984...currently reading Mosby's Medical Dictionary, Pathophysiology of Human Systems, Davis's Drug Guide, Maternal/Newborn Nursing, and Psych of the Patient...it's a blast!

Heroes:

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My Blog

Made up my mind to make a new start,

Going to California with an aching in my heart."That makes sense," the alchemist answered. "Naturallyit's afraid that, in pursuing your dream, you mightlose everything you've won.""Well, then why shou...
Posted by Leela on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:25:00 PST

of montreal

He says to me in his french-canadian accent,"now I am not so sure I like you, you are what is called a smart-ass."oh, really? Je ne sais pas!
Posted by Leela on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

nope.

I am not moving back to Erie. Thank you for your concern.
Posted by Leela on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

my hero

Dude went to the station to identify his stolen goods... By Lisa Rosetta The Salt Lake Tribune who stole my weed?     That, in essence, is the question an 18-year-old Orem man posed ...
Posted by Leela on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:02:00 PST

this velvet glove

"John says to live above hell, my will is well."
Posted by Leela on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST

it's a painkiller

"Soma"Nothing left to sayAnd all I've left to doIs run awayFrom youAnd she led me on, downWith secrets I can't keep Close your eyes and sleepDon't wait up for meHush now don't you speakTo meWrapped my...
Posted by Leela on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST

I gotta meet this guy

'Inner World' is in the hands of God. to the editor: The times of the Gentiles will be moved up to when all lands become one continent. Multiple quakes will cause South America to slide off its shel...
Posted by Leela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

surfpunk

I miss the ocean. I miss surfing. I want to go surfing! surfing! surfing! Now! Now! Now! Why do I have to be so practical and go to school and work? In Utah? Oh I can't wait to be in the ocean again....
Posted by Leela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you cannot leave the subject blank

"look at all of the angry white kids wearing black"
Posted by Leela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST