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Aj

Okay, so she might have tamed the wild Aj... Sigh what is a boy to do?

About Me

I don’t really know what to say about me other than I’m a short Latin boy who plays a lot, falls hard and fights harder. Im always hard Jk. I’m a paralegal working for the U.S. government (I think that sounds better then saying “I’m in the Army”). I am both the right and left hand of big brother providing justice to Soldiers and trying to shield them from the Government’s daily injustices. I always make time to play and watch movies with my close nit group of fellow “we are too damn smart to be in the army” friends. I love to dance, read, write, got to the shows, and watch scary movie when I’m really drunk. All and all I’m just that boy who never gets a second chance that was there to make you laugh, protect you, help you when were feeling emo, and love you if were lucky (there hasn’t been a lot of lucky people though), bluntly put I’m Fucking Aj love me and you’ll die happy, but I’m always there for a good time. Excuse my vomit of egotistical masturbation.
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My Interests

Its always been my dream to get lost in some crevasse of the world with a backpack, a laptop, camera, music, and a pot for my tea. I’m okay with getting lost and finding my way back home, I guess it’s the scout in me…

I'd like to meet:

My real Dad, Antonio Banderas, please come home mom misses you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aj Valdez
Birthday: May 28 86
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: every where you want to be
Eye Color: brownish
Hair Color: dark brownish
Height: eck 62 inches... i like to think im compact like a toyota
Right Handed or Left Handed: to do what?
Your Heritage: brown and white
The Shoes You Wore Today: chucks
Your Weakness: a pretty girls smile .... and bullets
Your Fears: clowns and fish
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hold on we're being attacked
Thoughts First Waking Up: at least I'm not still in Iraq
Your Best Physical Feature: everything jk
Your Bedtime: whenever you tuck me in
Your Most Missed Memory: being with you
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dairy Queen
Single or Group Dates: Singe dates group sex, im Jk
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, because this matters
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: why not
Do you Swear: on what?
Do you Sing: too much and too often
Do you Shower Daily: yes i am a clean Aj
Have you Been in Love: yuppers
Do you want to go to College: Yes, when the army frees me
Do you want to get Married: yes ....
Do you belive in yourself: Yes i am my own damn god
Do you get Motion Sickness: no im not a loser
Do you think you are Attractive: im not too bad
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: eck
Do you like Thunderstorms: i chase them and sometimes they follow me
Do you play an Instrument: yes drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: mmmmmm drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i drink when im depressed
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: actually yes i have and it was pretty damn good
In the past month have you been on Stage: ask my co workers.... im always on
In the past month have you been Dumped: not this month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes .... your heart! Yeah lame i know... sigh im bad at this
Ever been Drunk: daily
Ever been called a Tease: well... you know me
Ever been Beaten up: only by life
Ever Shoplifted: yes, take that hot topic and your trendy, yet well fitting clothes
How do you want to Die: in your arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller or a laywer
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: short hair kills me
Height: short or not to tall
Weight: this is a dumb question
Best Clothing Style: still dumb
Number of Drugs I have taken: not enough
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: one (more well come, i like the way it feels) but you have to guess where
Number of Tattoos: none yet i need to get paid
Number of things in my Past I Regret: x

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Music:

I want to say I like everything but I know that is generic. I float from old school punk like the Misfits and Anthrax, softer punk like Ramones, old Sex Pistols, The Smiths, NIN, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Drop Kick, Rancid, Calberato 13, 3 DATES LATER (Shout Out), The Shins Rilo Kiely, Ben Folds 5, Weezer, Sublime, Modest Mouse, Elliot Smith, The Cure, Unicorns, music I can make love to. . . ahh shit just good music. I don’t understand why people write every fucking band they like here, as if it is suppose to impress people. If you feel your music is so good to post to people to read, I’d rather you just send me a name and why they rock. I like anything that causes a riot or makes people move. I want to be able to know these bands that move people to post them in millions of electrons for the masses to pretend they know who they are or pretend so.

Movies:

I like all movies, mainly ones no one sees. I’m currently exploring Japanese exploitation movies , such as Echi the killer, Battle Royal, and the mind fuck Suicide Club (There is no Suicide club. . . Suicide club for life). Its all about existentialism, pretty much we are all connected to the ones we love, no matter what, so we never lose that connection , we are always connected to the ones we love, so why live? I love it. So you have to decide, why go through life with all the pain and sadness if you can always be with the ones you love? Great so go kill yourself. . . Or you can be part of SCFL Suicide Club for Life as in you understand life sucks but you go through it for the experiences. Kinda like getting drunk. You know its gonna suck when your puking an abortion of vomit and Papa John’s pizza, but when your going around all crazy its fun. So live for life I guess or fucking kill yourself, I recommend walking in front of a subway train like a Japanese school girl. Oh and I like comedies.

Television:

Adult swim and the like.

Books:

If its referred to as Literature or Classic I’ve read it… Yeah try me I’m a book whore. I just started reading “new” books. I love Vampire books and political books, you know the usually pseudo intellectual bull shit. I read what I find that is good. People usually just give me books and I read them, I love reading and writing poetry and other works. I’m artsy… I’m kind of a big deal. . . People know me. . I have many leather bound books. . .

Heroes:

Jesus for being the only accepted memember of the undead. "Dude he's a fucking a Zombie."