Bear Cub

WHAT? You know some shit about me. You can write about me. So now i'm here writing about him. Okiiiiiiii dokiiii well here's the story; Igor, meaning I, this is first-person gotcha, no personality meaning blah! And now we're to start I am a really funny guy who loooooveesss hockey and girls and money, but mostly girls and hockey if it wasn't for me needing money as everyone needs money thennn it would basically be GIRLS and HOCKEY. I look like i'm wasted or faded most of the time and i'd really like to see purple elephants floating around, however i can't. So then i have to see things in a boring way. But basically if you can wake me up and talk to me i'm a prettyyy funny guy who just basically likes to just LOOK like a pothead. OH ya and i forgot to mention i have these really cool glasses that like make me look like i'm this genius Russian hacker (which i am but u don't know that). Hmm....oh ya did i mention that i'm president of Susan's Fan club? Well I am, and this happened after i quit hockey.... Insane isn't it? I run a lot, and i really like to exercise (no just for hockey i lie i lie). So if you're a lovely girl who wants to try someone new, you know what to do.