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Franki

They call me Sh!t Princess

About Me


Myspace Layouts Hi, my name is Franki Jo. Pronounced, Fwwanki Jo. i wuv everyone and everywon wuvs me. I like to sleep all day and play outside whenever mommy allows. Speaking of mommy, she's the best. I wuv her. I had a sister named Isabelle who I liked to tease. I WEEALLY miss her! So does my momma. She says I'm gonna get another sister to play with when she is done grieving (whateva that means) I also have a cousin named Shirley... she's a mean cat. I think....but maybe she just hasnt figured me out yet. I am going to be thwee in November. Oh, and I love to eat toilet paper, but mommy always hides it from me, I can't figure it out! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

getting my belly rubbed, licking my privates, then kissing people (hehee, i think that SO funny!) and running around outside if mommy will let me. Sometimes I poop on the floor and mommy gets mad, but she always gets over it. I know I say my sister is bwaaty, but I kinda wuv her. Plus, I wike to chew on her ears.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Franki JO! (a.k.a. Shit Princess or Tweeter)
What's your mommy/owners name? I call her mommy, but humans call her Tara
What breed are you? shih-tzu
How much did you cost?? $350
What's your favorite toy? a little chicken that makes noises, drives mommy crazy!!
Tap water ot bottled water? Tap. But I can open water bottles myself, so sometimes I have that when mommas not lookin
Do you always walk or are you always carried? mostly walk. dont like being carried much
How much do you weigh ? 12 lbs
Do you wear clothes? only in the winter!when momma MAKES me!
Long or short hair? umm sort of shaggy..., cuz mommy doesnt cut my hair en
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor Ofcoarse! I'm a princess!
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? Of def. w/ mommy. Like to share her pillow!
What's your fave color? I dunno.
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I get along w/ them when they are nice to me
How old are you? (in people years) 20ish
Do you like to go swimming? mommy makes me, but I only do when she's in the water
Are you fixed? yes!
What color are your eyes? dark and beautiful! So momma says....
What color is your hair? black and white. Have skunk stripe on my head.
Do you get groomed? yes, and I HATE it. I shake everytime we go
Are you potty trained? ummm. Yes? mommy would say differently
How much do you bark? Only in my sleep
Have you ever bit anyone? just for play!! I do however give lots of kisses
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? mommy told me not to answer this question
Do you like the bath or hate it? hate it!
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I looove other dogs!! Who doesnt??
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no. Should she?? I dunno if I'd like it......
Do you do any doggie sports?? i like to run around really fast in circles before I poop....
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 35!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Other dogs around my age w/ my same interests... and only "cool" cats. Sometimes cats are mean and they scare me.

Music:

The Petshop Boys, Three Dog Night, Snoop Doggy Dog.

Movies:

Lady and the Twamp is my all time favorite. I also wike My dog Skip. Makes me cwy evewy time. Almost anything but Old Yeller....

Hahaa! Kidding! I dont wweeaaly watch that stuff! Mommy says I'm not old enough!

Television:

Whatever mommy watches

Books:

I can't read. I twied, but can't seem to get the concept down.

Heroes:

My sis Isabelle. Gawd rest her wittle soul! She lived in a mean puppymill for 7 years, then they twied to kill her, but momma saved her and we gave her a new life with us. She learned all things she shoulda learned as a puppy, and couldve given up, but she never did! She was so bwrave! She got really sick and is no longer with us, but not a day goes by that I wont think of her!

My Blog

Moving..............

Hi evaweone (who decides to wead dis)   Jus' wanted to let you know dat me an' my momma are in da pwocess of moving, so we don't have too much time to sign on.  I twie to tell ha, dat, ...
Posted by Franki on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

It's weally late

Well. I don't got too much to say white now.  But I wuv all my doggie (and few kitty kat) fwiends!!! For all you weading, tanks for da birfday wishes!! It took me foreva to wespond to you all, bu...
Posted by Franki on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Opps. My Baaad.

So, my momma and I live off da "plaza" an' it's dis really big kinda fancy shopping area.  At night and during da weekends, there are people alllllll over.  Normally momma wouldnt even ...
Posted by Franki on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

I have been tagged

I have been tagged by the AWESOME Bronco Buck! Well, here are the rules..... You have been tagged. Now you have to tell 7 odd or not so odd facts about yourself. I have selected 7 friends to do this ...
Posted by Franki on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:47:00 PST

Tribute to Isabelle

My sis Izzy is in doggy heaven now.  It is soooo sad and I can't stop cwying, either can my mamma.  In fact, mamma has been sobbing since she got home and keeps saying that Isabelle went bye...
Posted by Franki on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST

A few of my favorite quotes

"I turn tricks for treats!" "0 to Bitch in 3 barks!!!" "In heat for meat!"   "Spoiled Rotten & Dog Gone loving it!"...
Posted by Franki on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST