Weekender survival & the attention seeking House elf. |
Hi cruel world. I thought that this year I would be coasting along at my own usual speed. Which does vary, depending on
a) if I'm using my wheelchair.... in which case I move quickly cuz Nath is push...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:34:00 GMT |
Losing weight, gaining fringes and the happy house elf. |
Am really chuffed to write that after much huffing &and crying with pain (literally) I have managed to lose a stone of the two stone I gained from my triplet tummy tumours, and made worse by my lo...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:17:00 GMT |
Sweeney Todd and the bored mouse-elf |
Am just recovering from having wasted two bloody (literally) hours of my life watching Sweeney Todd. Having had cheese for lunch, I am also renaming myself the "mouse-elf". The film was garbage ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:22:00 GMT |
Oh Shit.....ageing & the fat spouse elf |
Just noticed the date, am 42 next month. This is serious, am not happy about that. Anybody who reads this, send me lots of alcohol & a few presents just to stop my depression...................
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:05:00 GMT |
Marriage and the happy house elf (or spouse elf...) |
Thought it about time to drop myself another line, so I can look back in a couple of months & wonder what the **** I was doing.
This is a happy blog for the house elf today. Am feeling chipp...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:57:00 GMT |
Not sure if it's worth blogging around, does anybody read them???? |
This may be my last blog. Two reasons, one: I am far too bloody busy to do them really well, two: I don't think anyone actually reads them.... do they?? I sometimes read others, but only when I have a...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:12:00 GMT |
Morphine & the confused House elf.. |
Its Been a few days now, and finally, the cherries have settled down, or so I think????.
Unfortunately, due to a rather extreme back spasm I find myself back on Morphine & seeing the oddest...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
Cherries & the mentally sick house elf. |
Cherries...no cherries...cherries....no cherries....cherries.... no cherries. Am beginning to go off cherries. Thing is though, they are very pretty. They taste like crap, but they look nice. Am not ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:22:00 GMT |
Ramblings of a house elf... |
Am sitting here, dazed & confused & curious. Like the curious orange..... mmmmm. Am spending far too much time tinkering with this bloody thing, when I should be earning money. I just hope tha...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:48:00 GMT |
