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I'm just your regular Joe, with a regular Job. I'm your average white, Suburbanite Slob. I like Football, Porno, Books about War. I got an average house, with a nice Hardwood Floor. My Wife, my Job, my Kids, and my Car. My feet on the table, and a Cuban Cigar. Sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me intrested. I got to go out and have fun at someone elses expense. I drive extra slow in the Ultra Fast Lane, people behind me are going insane. Cause I'm an Asshole. I go to public toliets and I piss on the seats, I run around in the summer yelling, "How bout this Heat", cause I'm an Asshole. Sometimes I park in Handicap Spaces, while Hadicap people make Handicap Faces. I'm an Asshole. You know what i'm going to do, I'm going to get a 1967 Chevy Eldorado Convertable with Wellskin Hubcaps, and all Leather Cow Interior, and Big Brown Baby Seals Eyes for Headlights, and I'm gonna drive around in that thing at 115 mph getting 10 mpg, eating Cheesburgers from McDonalds in the Old Fashion, Non Biodegradable Stirafoam Containers, when I'm done sucking down those Grease Ball Burgers, I'm gonna whipe my mouth with the American Flag and throw those Containers right out the side, and there ain't a damn thing anyone can do about it, cause we still got the BOMB! Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons! Aight? Russia, Germany, Romaina, can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big Democracy walk right though Teinemen Square, and it ain't gonna make a damn bit of difference, cause we still got the BOMBS! Ok? John Wayne not dead. He's frozen!And as soon as we figureout a cure for cancer were gonna thaw out the Duke, and the Duke is gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? have you ever takin a cold shower, well mulitply that by fifteen million times, and that' how Pissed Off the Dukes gonna be! I'm gonna get the Duke, Lee Marvin, Jack Calimity, and a case of Irish Wiskey, and... I'm and Asshole..... Thanks J.B.Well, I'm Clean, Lazy, Out of Shape, and I like most people. So, "Don't Act Like You Know Me!" tm.Generate your own contact table!