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Takistan

Fuck this world and everybody in it!

About Me

I'm not the god, But I'm a God. I love History especially WWI and WWII history. Nuclear diamonds are where it's at. My bitch will have a Nuke Diamond, I promise. I think it would be great to have hooks for hands. .Layout made by CUTEBUNNY160 at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

SNOWBOARDING,LACROSSE,sports,SNOWBOARDING,anything Outside,partying, fishing,chillin,puffin,nothin,too much to list here. I wanna travel the world and see eveything that I can possibly see and learn.

I'd like to meet:

Napoleon Bonaparte, Joseph Stalin, Captain Hook, Enrico Ferme, Dare i say, no i will not say, Robert MacNamara, J.F.K., The guy who invented Jagermeister, and also the dude who invented Birth control, Zack Morris, A.H., "Harry" from harry and the Hendersons, a chupacabra, Mikhail Kalashnikov, The Dessert Fox, ET, Ho Chi Mihn, Yasser Arafat, Peter Pan, Sheik Muhhamed Bin Aqbar Elton, Sargeant Slaughter-already met him, but would like to meet him again. Bill Murray, The Olsen Twins. Jeremy Shockey. Optimus Prime, Einstein, Ron Jeremy, Bill Murray, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Winston Churchill, Putin, R.F.K., Fidel Castro, Charlie Sheen, Bear Grylls, Ke Huy Quan, Dr. Miko, Rob Van Winkle a.k.a. Vanilla Ice, Tom Sizemore, Danny Bonaduce,

Music:

I like almost all music, but it really depends what mood i'm in and what i'm burnin. Everything from classical,rap, and sometimes even some headache music.

Movies:

I once wrote a movie, starred in it, produced it, and directed it. It was called "HOOKS FOR HANDS". Coming soon to nowhere near you.Dazed and Confused, Bridge over the river Kwai, Surviving the game, old school, tommy boy, black sheep, billy madison, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Rocky XVII, Captain Ron,The day after tomorrow, Freddy vs. Jason, care bears, gummi bears, pretty in pink, the breakfast club, super troopers, club dread, gone with the wind, BLOW, traffic, fast times at ridgemont high, Puff the magic dragon, the garfield halloween special, Schindlers list, saving ryans privates, braveheart, swingers, 25th hour, money train, Team America World police, groundhog day, Band of Brothers, Beerfest, Knocked Up, Out Cold.

Television:

Yes I watch Alot of TV but only when i'm not shaving llorets back. Classics all the way... Fraggle Rock n shit, and Everything else you could imagine. The ultimate satellite package is worth it every month for the thousand or so channels you get. Everything

Books:

The Celestine Prophecies is the best book I've ever read. It really makes you think about fate and kismit shit like that. I suggest this read. Many others, ask if interested.

Heroes:

My Dad, Chester A. Arthur was the father of the civil Service so i have to give props where props is due and he deffinately deserves it. Also "Zack Morris", yes from saved by the bell is my other hero. When i grow up i want to be just like him. Anybody that fought in WWI or WWII and Vietnam-you guys are the best of all time and we will never forget the sacrifices that our brothers made to make sure that all of us can live to see another day-THANK YOU......And little Jackie Papers. Ray Elton Also.

My Blog

Totaled another god damn car and broke the ankle

no more speed racer for this idiot.  Hitting another car head on at 60 feels like getting ran over by as fucking tank.
Posted by Takistan on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

lone ranger

Why the fuck am i the god damn lone ranger?  It doesn't make any sense but at the same time it makes perfect sense.  Maybe it's just me caught up in my own little oblivion but what the fuck,...
Posted by Takistan on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

Saddam

What are your takes on saddams death bitches!
Posted by Takistan on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

Totaled another car and lived to tell about it!!!!!!!

Crash, bye bye car.
Posted by Takistan on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

lloret gives head to men

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Posted by Takistan on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:26:00 PST

god damn yuppies

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Posted by Takistan on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST

yo

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Posted by Takistan on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Predactor Theory!

So what is your take on the Predactor theory?  I think we're Fucked, especially sheik muhammed bin akbar elton.
Posted by Takistan on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:25:00 PST

Cockerspaniel

Chopper with some Balls!!!!!!!!
Posted by Takistan on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:32:00 PST

Ya

I don't really consider messing around on the internet at work being unproductive, because you constantly have to take smoke breaks and 15 minute nap breaks at work so it falls right in line with ever...
Posted by Takistan on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:55:00 PST