I'm no longer single and I have MSN (Those who I deem worthy will get my email address. So be nice! ,)
I despise angsty emokids and I'm not about to threaten suicide/start smoking/take drugs/turn emo just because life might not be going my way just this minute
I'm cocky, arrogant (everyone loves it) and have a tendency to make extremely pointless puns/jokes.
I'm huggable and usually make blond comments inappropriately.
I lack self esteem and/or an ego and I don't have a signal for my mobile when I'm at home.
I'm an awesome shoulder to cry on (Just don't you dare angst to me about nothing like SOME people) and I'm genuinely shy and lacking in confidence.
I'm not too comfortable with compliments. I accept them and they flatter me, but I don't believe them. This is my problem, not yours and it's not an invitation for you to try to convince me otherwise.
I prefer correct spelling, grammar and punctuation in emails, messenger and text messages and I have two rats called Henry and Bobby.
Sport:I totally worship Arsenal (Got my membership this season. Emirates Stadium, here I come ^-^)
I play for Tidenham FC 2nd XI on Saturdays without fail. We're in the Gloucestershire league division three, or something like that and we're currently about fifth in the table with a couple of games in hand over some of the teams above us, so promotion is still on the cards.
Previous result: Tidenham FC 2nd XI: 2 (Graj, Birdie) Redbrook: 3
Friends:Emma.L - She's been through a rough past year with an asshole (now)ex-boyfriend and deserves to be cut some slack. My co-conspirator at Castleford and also my missus, we've had to bear the brunt of many rumours about our relationship status - most of the rumours having been brought on ourselves, admittedly.
Graj - Tottenham Hotspur supporter and general all-round chunky monkey, Graj has the fortune of being the only male barman at Jimmy Deans, where he works with several rather attractive women. He hates my previous ex girlfriend with a passion. He only ever fancies women completely out of his league.
Lee - My companion Arsenal supporter and fellow player for Tidenham, Lee's the handsome chap of the group, also engaged and living with his fiancee in a bungalow that also houses his mum and two brothers. Usually skint, he is often found at Jimmy Deans on Friday and Saturday nights.
Emma.P - The tallest of my friends at a very tall six foot five inches, or so, also a blond and has had to put up with my blond remarks for the best part of nine years, she's a solid friend of mine, always there for me as I am always there for her. Prone to the casual everyday blond errors, such as dying her hair blond or going out with a Blackburn Rovers supporter. Oh, when will she learn?
Ross - Our resident army companion, Blackburn Rovers supporter and the man busy with the task of dating Emma, Ross is currently residing in Germany with his army companions. The man guilty for getting me hooked on Guitar Hero, he's probably the best footballer I personally know, unless the army life has somehow disintegrated his skills. He is famous for his "Gudgie Specials" concoctions.
Jellz - Jellz is a pretty awesome lil midget. She's also a slight sex-freak, but who am I to judge? She's bouncy, hyperactive and also strangely sensitive, so she needs a nice guy like me to keep her spirits up. I'm also her chief picture-commenter, because she loves my wit ^-^
Jim - Jimz0rs is the perv of the group, a proven bachelor by choice, currently going to uni in Cardiff to study Biology for the sole reason of pervving on the models. If this man approaches you, do not speak to him, for he will have you watching cartoon porn and making repeated sexual references within hours. You were warned.
Count Mitchula - Psychotic-Gothic-Vampire-Man-Thing. Count Mitchula, currently residing in Teeside uni, is the very example of the sort of man your parents DON'T want you to grow up into. Do NOT get this man drunk, he will turn into a raving psychopath, start grabbing knives and try to genuinely stab people with them. When he's not busy trying to kill someone or not boasting about certain sexual exploits involving blood, shackles, handcuffs and chains then he's a top bloke, really.
Bonny - He's like a priest. But only when he's drunk. The only man I know who thought the world was ACTUALLY going to end on 06.06.06 and started to panic at midnight, this man is best not approached when drunk. He fights with God a lot and has so far not won any of the battles. He's also an extreme part-time Evertonian.
Family:
I live with my grandparents in a big house next to the famous Chepstow Racecourse and my mum lives in Fareham, near Southampton.
I currently have a girlfriend and am very happy with her, given what I went through to get her eventually. I'm not leaving her for anyone. Period.
I find that cute looks are the way to go, very attractive and sadly, I usually end up fancying girls with boyfriends.
I have had two failed previous long-term relationships and I've learnt how to handle myself with women. No one's going to walk all over me any more
I am not usually attracted to smokers and I will never change my ways and hobbies. I love football and I won't stop, live with it.
I do not find the idea of a long-distance relationship appealing. I would possibly go half an hour away for a girl, but no more and I would expect her to do the same. I am not about to travel to London once a week to be with you.
I have female friends, though most of them are dating friends of mine anyway. I do not fancy any of my female friends, so jealousy is not needed.
I'm never serious, so don't take me seriously. People get offended that way.
My ex's:
Naomi: Who recently got back in contact with me. Naomi is hormonal and obnoxious to me most of the time. Her one true aim is to ensure that no matter what happens, I don't move on from her. She achieves this by coming back into contact with me at random moments to slag me off and tell me to move on. Read my blog entry to discover what she truly is.
Harrie: A money-grabbing slut who picked up the pieces Naomi discarded and took my money and used me as a taxi. She now sports a spotty face and a huge, fat ass, as well as a squeaky voice and she still wanks all her male friends off. Guess I got the better end of that dumping ,
Random:
I have a lucky fag lighter that is supposed to help me get women and I usually end up insulting myself a lot.
I don't watch a lot of television and my favourite colour is Royal Regatta (Like those football boots I want!).
I don't bite, I encourage people adding me to talk and I have this weird rule where I won't start a conversation with anyone if I was the last person to start one (*Hint* *Nudge*)
I know, I look about fifteen and I act about twelve but yes, I AM nineteen, no matter how hard it is to believe.