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STLAKC Matt

kid tested, muthafucka approved

About Me

You know what it id.
I currently live in St. Louis and Los Angeles, work film/tv production anywhere and everywhere. I play the twanger and its -2 string cousin, as well as a downright mean game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

I am in some bands.
The Dinocologists
Custody Dispute
I was in some bands.
Executiepie
El Gordo's Revenge

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have too many friends already and definitely don't need to meet a brilliant, beautiful girl with a sexy voice and great taste in music. Nope.

Music:

teengenerate, hot snakes, melt-banana, T.I., gg allin, a tribe called quest, guitar wolf, charles bronson, kraftwerk, descendents, iron maiden, new bomb turks, digable planets, mc paul barman, buzzcocks, hound dog taylor, UGK, black flag, !!!, the kinks, the temptations, the stooges, the clash, crom tech, assuck, the yardbirds, RJD2, deep puddle dynamics, minor threat, man or astroman, the specials, the loudmouths, drive like jehu, gang starr, david bowie, fugazi, cave-in, thicke, daft punk, wu-tang, danzig, aesop rock, song of zarathustra, johnny cash, crass, cibo matto, asobi seksu, brahman, ltj bukem, circle jerks, the breeders, the b-52s, stereolab, bjork, dj spooky, shellac, ltj bukem, los crudos, dj shadow, oblivians, children of bodom, q and not u, the specials, jamiroquai, elliott smith, kiss, gang of four ("thanks neil"), heiroglyphics, souls of mischief, the funky funky meters, extra prolific, pizzicato five, betty davis, tortoise, old skull, deion sanders.

Movies:

black roses, teen witch, the skateboard kid, i'm 'bout it, cherry 2000, the terrible doctor bones, sorority house massacre 2, ever man's fantasy, ghost dad, mr. music, silent night deadly night series, best of the best 2-4, clownhouse, citizen kane.

Books:

read those.

Heroes:

Charles Bronson, Charles Bronson.

My Blog

new ABC Family series seeks investors (PITCH!!!!)

A small town hostess and dishwasher - the unlikely treasure hunters and heroes to us all? DO READ ON, CITIZEN!It's just your average day in Smurgensmurve, the United States of America. A young, beau...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST

let's get filthy rich NOWNOWNOW.

Do I need a get-rich-quick scheme to stay head-above-water in this dog-eat-dog town? There are so many people making so much/so little money in this town, and the only people's books I really underst...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Roni St. James needs your help!

Roni St. James needs to put a copy of his 1993 classic "Burnin' Hot" in my catalog, but somehow he can't seem to find me anywhere to deliver the cassette or CD. So if you see him walking the streets ...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

camera operation quote of the day, 2/8/07

"I am allergic to dogma. I'm allergic to any kind of movie which tries to impress me with shaking camera. I always wonder whether the operator suffers of Parkinson's disease, or whether he's masturba...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

OBDYN, finest hour

Last night's 10th-last-ever Dinocologists show of the year featured:- 6 minute set- school cafeteria for stage- vodka- wildly out of tune bass- ambivalent audience- special acoustic vacuum ending w/ t...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

American accent

Possibly the best online quiz since "Are you Ashlee or Jessica?" (I'm Ashlee!)What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying ...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

I got a big, black cowboy hat from John Kennamann for a dollar, and I look terrible in it.

I got a big black cowboy hat from John Kennamann for a dollar, and I look terrible in it.  It's pretty comfortable.
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

Still Waters is over, now hire me for some artless, easy, high-paid junk-work.

"Still Waters" has finally wrapped (about a week ago) and I'm sort of back in the land of the living. Doing laundry feels pretty good. Hanging it up does not.
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST

The grand scheme, Act III - "Fruition"

It seems my work life has alienated nearly every one of my friends, who now no longer bother to call. In other words... the experiment is unmistakable success! Samson, slay the fatted calf, the Phi...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

Still Waters - one month down, one to go.

This month and next, I'm working on a 35mm project called "Still Waters" as its production supervisor.We're a little under a week from shooting - and the strange requests have started to rear their ug...
Posted by STLAKC Matt on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST