Never Knows Best Television

About Me

You are 87% Pisces
How Pisces Are You? Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw

100%

Hannibal Lecter

80%

Freddy Krueger

70%

Michael Myers

50%

Leatherface

45%

Pinhead

40%

Captain Spaulding

35%

Candyman

30%

Jason Voorhees

25%

Buffalo Bill

10%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

How sharks produce blood with no bones, why time slows down the closer you are to the letter "C", Ninjas, big fatty cigars, and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

The rival ninja clan who slaughtered my village when I was a pre-pubecent anime boy.

Music:

Metal. Black Metal, Folk Metal, Death Metal, Progressive Metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Symphonic Metal, Melodeath Metal, Technicle Death Metal, Hair Metal, Heavy Metal, Doom Metal, Power Metal. And sometimes jazz when I feel like shit.

Movies:

Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and have ourselves a treat. Today: Empire Records, Ninja Scroll, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pirates of the Carribean 2, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Drop Dead Fred, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Not Another Teen Movie, Mission Impossible 3, Bram Stroker's: Dracula, and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Television:

I've been waching scrubs off and on lately.

Books:

Frankenstien, Blood and Chocolate, Moby Dick, The Monk, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood. Bad. Ass.

My Blog

If you fancy chit-chat. And you do.

After a round of NOstalgia, I've decided to try to get back into being human as a means to keep my sanity. I know I'm not a social butterfly, but I'm having a hard time being far from friends and...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

If westerns had cliches. And they do.

This made me laugh. Taken from the Deadlands: Reloaded forum.Riding out into the SunsetThe Duel at High NoonStage Coach RobberiesHangin' Judges (the mundane ones)Poker TournamentsCattle DrivesWagon Tr...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

If life was a game. And it is. Really.

After a little bit of thought, I've compiled a small list of things that would make life less stressful and thought I'd share.--1. God-mode.Pretty self explainitory. Being omni-potent would kinda be c...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:09:00 PST

If we created a monster. And we have.

Men don't really see eachother the way women do. A man will not see another as being short, tall, big, small, scruffy, shaggy, clean, or whatever. It's not that we don't notice, don't get me wrong. It...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

If a cogg in the machine was missing. And it is.

Lately I've been feeling like something intergral to the fuction of living is missing. It's a prevailing theme in my life, I think, but it's been making itself more acutely apparent lately. To put it ...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

If my life thus far had a sound track. And it does.

Opening credits/birth: "March of Mephisto" by KamelotEarly childhood (Age 4-12): "Purity" by slipknotFather: "Broken Home" by Papa Roach"Legos fucking rule": "I'm Too Sexy" by Right said Fred"Whoa, vi...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

If the english language was lacking. And it is.

Note: Mainy of these words have multiple meanings, and can be expressed as verbs or nouns in the particular definitions used. I have not provided the others as they have been found to not be pertainin...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST

If I pulled lyrics out of my ass. And I do.

Song I wrote. It sounded best in my head as black metal, but it's kind of hard to tell just by reading. Paul said it was good, so I'm posting.Simplified:"I've cut a swath through you and opened those ...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

If zombies weren't the only thing to worry about. And they aren't.

The Oil Peak.The Hubbert Peak theory posits that for any given geographical area, from an individual oil field to the planet as a whole, the rate of oil production tends to follow a bell-shaped curve....
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

If I ever wanted to run into FUCKING TRAFFIC. And I do.

Rant warning. I'm going to skip the part about the last five months and start from 8 weeks ago. If you know me fairly well, you know what I'm leaving out and why.For the first time in almost a year, I...
Posted by Never Knows Best Television on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST