Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!
Have you ever seen an alligator in person?: HELL YEA
Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?: NAW
Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?: NEITHER ONE CAUSE THEY BOTH RETARDED!!
Does your doctor freak you out?: NOT REALLY
What kind of gum do you absolutely hate?: WINTERFRESH
What does the inside of your shower look like?: CLEAN
What kind of dictionary do you use?: E-40
What celebrity's hairstyle do you envy?: ALL THE CRAZY ONES THAT MAKE NO DAMN SENSE
Are you good at ping pong?: KINDA SORTA, NOT REALLY
Does it annoy you when people's eyebrows are a differentcolor than hair?: NEVER REALLY SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT
Has your grandma ever cussed in front of you before?: LOL. YEA, SHE SAID SHIT!!
What primary color is your Christmas tree?: GREEN
Have you dated someone with some serious halitosis?: LOL, YEA. THATS SO SAD TO SAY
Do you like Jerry Springer?: LOL. YEA
Which would u rather have as a brother: Beavis or Butthead?: BOTH CAUSE THEY SO TOTALLY ROCK
What is the stupidest thing you've done to a friend's pet?: THEY DONT HAVE PETS OTHER THAN THEIR OL' LADIES
What is the second letter of the name of your street?: O
Is there someone in your town that looks a lot like you?: YEA
What color do you think your heart really is?: DONT MATTER AS LONG AS ITS WORKIN
What does your umbrella look like?: BLACK
Does your cell phone die frequently?: I DIE FROM BUYIN MINUTES FOR THAT BITCH
What's the most important thing you've ever broke?: SOMEONES HEART
What is your favorite keychain?: THE ONE MY BEST FRIEND TIFFANY STOLE FOR ME
Have u ever seen a snake in the road?: YEA, AND I RAN HIS ASS OVER!!
Is there a china cabinet in your house?: NAW, I JUST MOVED
Have you ever mentally pictured your teachers having sex?: LOL. YEA, ONCE OR TWICE
If you don't meet your soulmate while on earth, will u meet them in heaven?: SHIT I DONT KNOW AND I AINT TRYIN TO FIND OUT NO TIME SOON
Have you ever been to the Kentucky Derby?: NAW
What state has the most interesting shape?: FLORIDA CAUSE THATS WHERE IM FROM
Have u ever heard a wolf howl?: JUST ON TV
What's the best camera brand?: SHIT KODAK I GUESS
Have u jumped on a trampoline for more than 3 hours straight?: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
When in a race, do you usually win?: LOL. YEA
What color is the inside of your shower?: WHITE, I THINK
Do you get sleepy when you ride in the car?: SOMETIMES
Is your ring size little or big?: BIG
Where do you go fishing at?: WATERTOWN
Have u ever thought about joining a nunnery/monastary?: LOL. HAVE YOU
Do you think Bill Clinton's face will ever be on our money?: DONT REALLY CARE AS LONG AS HE PAST THE BLUNT. LOL.
What about George W. Bush?: FUCK DAT BITCH CAUSE HE AINT CAUSIN SHIT BUT PROBLEMS
Have u ever wanted to tap dance?: NO WAY JOSE
If you could change the color of hippopotamuses would you?: DONT THINK SO
When someone tells you to tell them when, do you actually say "when"?: LOL. NAW
Do you curse when you run a light?: I THINK I HAVE BEFORE
How many cowboy hats do you own?: 0
Are you scared when you walk with scissors?: NO
What does your best friend want to do when they grow up?: BE A STRIPPER!! AINT DAT RIGHT TIFFANY!!
Have you been in a flood?: YEA
Have u ever worn wooden shoes?: NAW HOE
How is your credit rating?: CHILD...YOU DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW!!
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