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Ryan

Don't fry bacon neckid!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I'm a backwoods kind of guy. The only time I go to the city is to catch a plane...which seems to happen way too often. My life is great. I get to go home to the two most beautifulist looking girls in TX.....and a boy that looks like his ol' man. I use to call myself a republican...but now I call myself a "pull yourself up by your boot straps conservative"...because the republican party has lost their way. What in the world are republicans thinking, nominating John McCain? He prides himself on being able to bring liberal democrats across this aisle, and compromising. I don't think compromising with liberals who believe big government is the answer to America's problems is a good idea. I don't need federal health care, and social security is a joke. Let me keep my money and give it to who I see fit. The church does a much better job of giving to the needy than the government. Speaking of church, I attend a pretty good one. So if anyone is looking, shoot me a line and I'll give you directions to Concord. I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH TWO THOUGHTS: 1. ABORTION IS MURDER 2. TED KENNEDY'S CAR HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN MY GUN

My Interests

Two pretty girls...Kelly and Molly And daddy's new coon hunting buddy...Kyler

I'd like to meet:

Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz, Nolan Ryan, Dirk, Jim Abbott, and Bill Clinton...to give a swift kick to the seat of the pants

Music:

Country, Rock, and Shakira

Television:

Fox News, The Shield, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The 1/2 Hour News Hour

Books:

Bible, Somebody's Got to Say It (Neal Boortz), The Fairtax Book (Neal Boortz), Outrage (Dick Morris), Total Money Makeover (Dave Ramsey), The Way Things Ought to Be (Rush Limbaugh), 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (Bernie Goldberg)