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sAm.

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About Me

Yeah Hi. Im Sam.
I LIKE...
Music.
Cannabis.
Chicks.
Drawing.
Writing.
Food.
Chillin.
Fighting.
Sleeping.
pWnZ3r1z1n n00bzl3ts.
Texting.
Water.
Spiders.
Cool Animals.
Flamin Hot Cheetos.
The Internet.
Animation.
Good People.
I DONT LIKE...
Waking Up.
The Morning.
Drug Testing.
Shitty Music.
Minorities That Cant Talk.
People Who Get In My Way.
Cheap Asses.
POINTLESSNESS.
Intollerant Extremeists.
War.
Religion.
Sweat.
Gross Food.
When The Phone Rings.
When The Door Bell Rings.
Being Ignored.
Bullshit.
Liars.
Living Here. Pimp My Profile

My Interests

Sitting Around Doing Nothing.

I'd like to meet:

People.

Music:

Bob Marley,
Matisyahu,
Nirvana,
Tupac,
Foo Fighters,
Rammstein,
Flyleaf,
Metalica,
Slightly Stoopid,
Sublime,
Cut Copy,,
Ziggy Marley,
Jimmy Hendrix,
SPM,
Afroman,
Trey Parker,
Nine Inch Nails,
Decapitated,
Daddy X,
t.a.t.u,
The Orion Experience,
Tori Amos,
Me First And The Gimme Gimmes,
Utada Hikaru,
Ozzy Osbourne,
Terry Jacks,
Paul Stanely,
Lil Jon,
Rolling Stones,
Motion City Sound Track,
Eminem,
Motorhead,
Xzibit,
Flipper,
Saliva,
Beatles,
Dead Kennedys,
3 Doors Down
Pink Floyd,
Global Deejays
Dragon Force,
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Movies:

DARK KNIGHT, Tropic Thunder, You Dont Mess With The Zohan, Super Bad, Juno, Alice And Wonderland, The Bucket List, American Gangster, Last Days, De Ja Vue, The Hurricane, The Condemed, John Q, The Simpsons Movie, College, BASEketball, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry, Scarface, Final Fantasy Advent Chilldren, Pirates Of The Carribean, Rush Hour 3, Stranger Than Fiction, Borat Cultuaral Learings Of America For Make Benifit Of Glourious Nation Of Kazakhstan, Bone Dry, Georgeous, 8 Mile, Rocky Balboa, Jackass The Movie, Jackass Number Two, The Marine, Beer Fest, Enter the dragon,Inside Man, Click, The Death Of a President, , Get Ritch Or Die Trying , Envy, The Sandlot, The Hills Have Eyes, Longest yard, Farenheight 911, Happy Gilmore, Kung-Pow, American Pie Movies, Eurotrip, Wedding Crashers, King Kong, When a Stranger Calls, War of the Worlds, Mr.and Mrs Smith, Wades Life, Eugenes Ranch, Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone, Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, Harry Potte And The Prisoner Of Azcaban, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phenox, Kung-Pow, Not Another Teen Movie, James Bond movies, Jackie Chan movies, Open Range, Two for the money, Flight plan, Freddy vs Jason, The ring 1 and two, South park bigger longer and uncut, Beavis and Butthead do america, Finding Nemo, Big Daddy, Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer, Dodge Ball, Passion of Christ, Back to the future 1, 2 and 3, The girl next door, American pie band camp, Shrek 1 and 2, waterboy, 50 first dates, Meet the Fockers, Milo and Otis, Joe dirt, Napolien Dianomight, Waiting Pimp My Profile

Television:

I Rarely Watch Tv Any More But My Favorite Shows Used To Be: South Park, Raw, Mind Of Mencia, Daily Show With John Stewart, Colbert Report, Scrubs, Girls Gone Wild, Celebrity Death Match ,Bams Unholy Union, Scarred, King Of The Hill, Jackass, Da ali g show, Beavis and Butt head, Girls Next Door, Smackdown, Pimp My Ride, Next, room raiders, ,,, Raw, Mind Of Mencia, Daily Show With John Stewart, Colbert Report, Scrubs, Girls Gone Wild, Celebrity Death Match ,Bams Unholy Union, Scarred, King Of The Hill, Jackass, Da ali g show, Beavis and Butt head, Girls Next Door, Smackdown, Pimp My Ride, Next, room raiders Pimp My Profile

Books:

Dont Read Much, but like jthm, and animation books and stuff. some other graphic novels are cool too. Pimp My Profile

Heroes:

Sacha Baron Cohen, Trey Parker, Heath Ledger, Albus Dumbledore, Matt Stone, Kurt Cobain, Mahatma Gandhi, Johnny Knoxvill, Denzil Washington, Saddam Hussein, Hugh Hefner, Laura, Triple H, Eddie Guerrero, Selvester Stalone, Mike Judge, Adam Sandler, Jhonen Vasquez, Chuck Noris, Kazuya, Krishna, Stevo, Steve Jobs, Clint Eastwood, Kim Jong Ill, Cartman, Germans, Cripto, Rubber, John Elway, Bret Farve, Marcus, John Madden, Towlie, Larry King, John Stewart, Beavis and Butthead, My Uncles, Pimp My Profile

My Blog

Blarg.

Hi. Wut Up Im S4m. I Like Chillin And Being Lazy And Getting High. I Loveee Chicks. Even Though Their All Retards. I Like Hangin With Mah Home Dawgz And Havin A Chill Time. I Like Drawing And Writing ...
Posted by sAm. on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:45:00 PST

i have a name its sam. whats yours? like fred or somthing.

Sam Mowe The Lawn, Sam Get A Hair Cut, Sam Die, Sam Gimme A Peice Of Gum, Seum Meet Me At Sowf Poent, Sam Go Sharpen My Pencil, Sam You Been Talkin Shit? Sam Where The Hells My Screw Driver At? Sam Wh...
Posted by sAm. on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:43:00 PST

The only kurt cobain murder conspiricy that actually doesnt seem completly retarded.

THIS PART IS FROM SAM-Ok. yeah i found this on some site and it seemed halfway possible. dont leave comments saying "he killed him self. the end." cuz i agree that he probably killed him self, but thi...
Posted by sAm. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

big thing i wrote at 3 am that i barely remember writing

Ok, so like im SamIm sick of people lately. I was basically thrown in the wrong place. I was ment to live in the city and be born in 1982 but no i gotta live in some gay redneck town in the middle of ...
Posted by sAm. on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

my paragraph that doesnt work anymore on myspace.

SamWell first of all suck my balls.If you piss me off I will be quiet at first and if you keep going I will tell you shut the hell up or I will kick you're ass. I have a style and my own sense of humo...
Posted by sAm. on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

Reasons That Tupac Is Alive

1. 2Pac began calling himself Makaveli. Machiavelli was an Italian war strategist who advocated faking one's death to fool their enemies. 2Pac was a fan of Machiavelli and had read his books. Perhaps ...
Posted by sAm. on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST

What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!

What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!ChefYou're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies/gents and you know how to satify. Everyone likes you and you like everyone.Take The Quiz Now...
Posted by sAm. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST