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About Me

I was born a poor black child, raised in China until my family moved to San Francisco to work on the mines. My Aunt Jamima always wanted a white niece so I visited Michael Jackson to find the secret to becoming a white women. The process was long but worth it. I love being a women now. Being white is ok, but it is hard to take all of the racism against large breasted blonds.
My favorite things to do are drink heavily, make random calls to guys, and piss off my friends with stupid comments that I don't remember the next day. I have never been a gold digger, but I'm wondering if someone will teach me how. I'm tired of working my ass off and still having an ass that follows me around. What is my point? I keep meeting men with no sense of humor.
Don't worry, after sex I don't care what you're thinking about. I'll go for a pizza and beer in bed as long as you leave after we are done eating. I want to think about my golf game and making money after I'm done with you. Don't show up unannounced, your brother or your mom might be here and we don't want to upset you.
I only go Stepford when I have to cook and entertain your family; other wise I'm normal. Just keep the kitchen knives in the gun cabinet when this happens. If you don't like me then GFY.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I love a man who lives with his mom, drives an orange car from 1974 and is looking to get a dream someday. He should ask to borrow money from me for gas and cigerettes and have an erection problem due to excessive drug and alcohol use. He should be married with several bastered children living in trailers in Death Valley. No education required, I can translate bad grammer. A FICO score of 350, and visitation rights when in the pen. It would be great if he would ask permission before having sex with all of my girlfriends or at least apologize after I find out about it. And of course we all want to have a threesome with you because you are just that damn HOT.
Guys: Please don't put pictures of yourself posing half naked on your myspace page. This should be reserved for the gay men only. We are less interested in your abs then you think. Just put the picture of you with the guy friends having fun at a bar so that we can identify you as the correct species.
Seriously, someone breathing.
You must laugh and make me laugh. If you are uptight and have drama, I don't need it, don't want it, don't have to have it.
If you're a Player Newport He Bitch then you're good for going out and hangin as friends to meet new friends, but I don't want to date you. I guarantee you have something I don't want and it isn't cash.
I'd like my man to be like a pool, the perfect combination of deep and shallow ends and knows when to play in each one. His equipment must work and with a slide and a diving board so I can jump all over him and then slide down to make up...

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Miss Newport Beach Pageant and Miss Newport Beach Teen

Visit the Miss Newport Beach Pageant site to either sign up as a contestant or to be a sponsor.www.newportbeachpageant.comThanks,Caren Lancona
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:58:00 GMT