My favorite things to do are drink heavily, make random calls to guys, and piss off my friends with stupid comments that I don't remember the next day. I have never been a gold digger, but I'm wondering if someone will teach me how. I'm tired of working my ass off and still having an ass that follows me around. What is my point? I keep meeting men with no sense of humor.
Don't worry, after sex I don't care what you're thinking about. I'll go for a pizza and beer in bed as long as you leave after we are done eating. I want to think about my golf game and making money after I'm done with you. Don't show up unannounced, your brother or your mom might be here and we don't want to upset you.
I only go Stepford when I have to cook and entertain your family; other wise I'm normal. Just keep the kitchen knives in the gun cabinet when this happens. If you don't like me then GFY.