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Jess

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About Me


God is an imaginary friend for adults, get over it.
You want to know who I really am and how I really feel? Well, here it is... don't like it or agree, that's your problem. I honestly don't care what 99% percent of people think about me. I don't play highschool games. Act your age, or I'm not going to waste my time. I am very honest and I don't sugar coat anything, I can be a very nice person if you're not an asshole and/or bitch. If you get to know me and you don't like who I am, that's fine, just don't talk to me then.. don't go around acting like you like the way I am.. that's a huge waste of time. Also, if you have something to say about me say it to my face don't be a chicken shit whore/asshole who talks shit. Just say it, it'll be way easier in the long run.I will ALWAYS be able to take care of myself and pick up stragglers along the way. There will never be a time when I need or want someone to take care of me. I am very independent, I have very specific views on life and relationships. I am very open about my opinions, if you don't like what I have to say, there's no reason for you to care, go somewhere else if you'd like. I speak my mind, I always will. I love my friends (the real ones... not the ones that are backstabbers). From this day forward, I will not associate with rude people or assholes... I learned that lesson the hard way.



" 'Love' has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything."-Katharine Hepburn.
I've recently discovered that I cannot stand people who have no ambition. I hate people who don't know what they want to do in their life. People who meander through life and waste time make me mad.I am a very sarcastic person with a sharp tongue. I may not be the one always talking, but my mind is nevertheless criticizing. I tend to have a cynical view on life itself and be somewhat withdrawn with who I really am. Society now is in my eyes corrupted and I wonder how the world will survive. People in my mind are ignorant and blind to reality.
My WISE quote is: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
Things I like: People that make me laugh, intelligence, books, astronomy, science, facts, good food, people that can cook, pepsi, guys who like to kill bugs for me, random information. Things I DON'T like: Stupidity, bad food, people who lie about stupid things, obnoxious people, spiders or any other creepy crawly thing that wants to eat me, and MANY other things that you will find out if you talk to me... No man is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.
A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
Don't ever believe someone when they say they will never break your heart.
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My Interests

Sleeping, EATING (I love to eat), music, people who aren't stupid(who aren't easy to find), writing, shows, new bands, meeting people... Just to let you know, I laugh at other people's misfortunes, why? Because it's fucking hilarious. I would expect someone to laugh at my misfortunes too. So, if you ever happen to talk to me, get used to the fact that I'm going to laugh at 90% of the people that I see.

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism


100%

Satanism


100%

Buddhism


67%

Paganism


50%

Judaism


42%

Islam


29%

agnosticism


25%

Christianity


0%

Hinduism


0%

"To swallow and follow, whether old doctrine or new, is a weakness still dominating the human mind." -Charlote Gilman.


Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?

You Are 84% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement. How Brutally Honest Are You?
You don't like it? Well that's your fucking problem.

I'd like to meet:

**If you're an ungrateful person or you act like a child don't bother speaking to me.

People with ambition, people who know what they want and go for it because you never know when it's going to be too late. ANyone who stands up for what they believe in no matter the consequences. People who are who they are no matter how much someone else wants you to change, people who choose to do something in their life rather than sit on their ass all day on their computers, people who take care of shit when it needs to be taken care of, people who believe in what they want to believe in instead of listening to what others tell them. anyone who goes out of their way to transcend stupidity, people who understand that life is short and there's no need to waste time on trivial things. Life is NOT a gamble, you choose your future... there is no destiny.. make your life according to your standards if someone has a problem with that then they can go fuck themselves.Everything I mentioned above is who I try to be..
Intelligent people, people interested in music, people that want to talk to me, people interested in being friends or otherwise... nice people. People in bands or associated with bands. By the way, people like to think that I like talking to older people but that's not true, I don't care how old you are... as long as you don't act retarded you're cool by me.

If I had a dollar for every time I met someone I wanted to kill... I'd be fucking rich

I'd also like to meet these amazing vocalists.
AOL instant messanger: simplistic14

MSN: [email protected]

Music:

My favorite band of all time (besides ADD, of course) is Motley Crue. Yes, I am a total 80's hairband girl....

A.D.D.
Simplistic
Gooser
No Avail
Drowning Adam(RIP)
Mind Driver(RIP)
Still Life Projector
Five Minute Ride(RIP)
April Sixth
LONG DRIVE hOME(RIP)
AVA(RIP)
Old Atreyu (Now they're sellouts.)
Hinder
Switchfoot
Adema
Amden(RIP)
Bullet for my Valentine
Beautiful Creatures
Blindside
Three Days Grace
Guns'n'roses
Billy Talent
Bily Idol
Old Metallica
Story of the Year
Tesla
Skid Row
H.I.M.
Poison
Breaking Benjamin
Social Distortion
Trust Company
Avenged Sevenfold
Aerosmith
Bad Religion
Finch
Godsmack
Authority Zero
Disturbed
Drowning Pool
Alice Cooper
Dead City Sunday
UVR
Guttermouth
Hoobastank
Linkin Park
Incubus
Korn
Lesdystics(RIP)
Less Than Jake
Grayson Manor
Self Against City
lostprophets
All That Remains
Offspring
Rise Against
Trivium
Pummel
Shakedown
Shortie
Key to Arson
Simon Says
Stereomud
Sugarcult
Taproot
TRAPT
12 Stones
The Used
Skys of Fire
Breva
Amber Pacific
Lola Ray
Vaux
Unwritten Law
Rock and Roll Forever

Movies:

Any Johnny Depp movies.
The best passage from any movie...
Now you will receive us.

We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Television:

CSI
Shark
Jeopardy

Books:

Any Dean Koontz books... Dragon Tears is my favorite. Well, I really like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac too. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde is amazing.




Heroes:

Heroes are for people who have to look up to someone else because they themselves aren't good enough.