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Aaron Patrick

I like the caucasian girls

About Me


I eat cold eel and think distant thoughts.

Fucker...I want a chili dog.

To find out more about my life, look here:

Redherng's Livejournal

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional. You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others. While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything. You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams. You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?

My Interests

slapping, dog-eared books, zombies/mass-madness, gardening and growing food, alcohol (all kinds), going to shows, wild food, prairie ecology and restoration, tattoos, suits, breakfast, perversion, dancing, chess, movies, political struggle, organization, aberrant behavior, the weather, gambling and risk taking, civil resistance, pilfering, makeshift solutions, going to strip clubs with my friends, reading, watching too much tv for my own good, cooking, making out, ballin', unofficial dj-ing, flirting, secret meetings, highly over-packaged asian candies and snacks, learning to make anything from scratch, being handy, honky tonks, farms, my body (but not in a narcissistic way), people who kick ass, karaoke, knitting, the Pazyryck and other peoples of the High Altay, learning Korean, sledding picnics, getting kicked out.

I'd like to meet:



Neko

People who don't get bored by life, willing to take risks in order to live the life they want. People who can kick ass and take names. People at peace with themselves; that don’t care where they will be in 5 years.
Cool, down-to-earth people who live in far away places willing to let me sleep on their floor/cot/sofa bed, etc.
People with whom I've lost touch. People who laugh when someone uses the word "whatnot". People who can keep me from getting old(er) and (more) bitter.
People who will slap me when i'm drunk and will let me slap them.
Cute friends I can set up with my other cute friends.

Music:

New Pornographers, Dressy Bessy, Wilco, Neko Case, Sleater-Kinney, Detroit Cobras, Chuck Berry, Mates of State, Elvis Costello, Grant Lee Buffalo, The Viper and His Famous Orchestra, Robert Johnson, Bird, Ted Leo, Tom Waits, Les Savy Fav, Morphine, Shannon Wright, Hank Williams, T. Rex, Black Keys, Belle and Sebastian, Ramones, Breeders, Gillian Welch, Starlight Mints, Smiths, Jack Simpson, Talking Heads, Devo, korean percussion music, Duke Ellington, Animal Collective, Willie Nelson, Blonde Redhead, Leon Redbone, Goblin, Jeff Buckley, Patsy Cline, Discount, Howlin’ Wolf, Leadbelly, Beauty Shop, Of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Books

Movies:

The Celebration, Brazil, The Wild Bunch, The Pillow Book, Jesus’ Son, Harold and Maude, Dawn of the Dead(the original), The 3rd Man, The Maltese Falcon, Amelie, The Idiots, Night of the Living Dead, A Man of No Importance, Amateur, Deep Africa, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, The Crippled Masters, The Mystery of Chess Boxing, Two Champions of Shaolin, Wes Anderson films, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, House of a 1000 Corpses, Eraserhead, Pawnbroker, Raising Arizona, Seven Samurai, Kieslowski’s Bleu, Barfly, Magnolia, Breaking the Waves, Christopher Guest films, Ghost Dog, Lost in Translation, I 3 Huckabees, Genghis Blues, nuclear war movies, The Edukators

Television:

CHEAT-Hers! House M.D. Family Guy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force and PBS ALL THE WAY!

Books:

Catch-22, 1984, Life of Pi, Slaughterhouse 5, A Brief History of Time, Heart of Darkness, Orlando, The Toughest Indian in the World, Don Quixote, The Lord of the Flies, The Grapes of Wrath, Point Last Seen, White Noise, The Third Chimpanzee, Guns Germs and Steel, Stalking the Wild Asparagus by Euell Gibbons, In Search of Schrodinger’s Cat, Constantine’s Sword: The Church and The Jews, Dante's Inferno, Electron Spin Resonance.

Heroes:



Will you be my neighbor?

Jolie

...and wild food gourmets everywhere!

amputee martial artists

My Blog

"gandy dancer"?

hey, i've decided to pack this one in and get a livejournal account.  if you want to keep up on whatever i'm rambing about you can find it here: Cold Eel Society...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tattoo 2

check it out...i've posted photos of my new tattoo on my profile.
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tattoo

i'm getting some new ink tomorrow at 11am at Vision World in Urbana.  anyone who wants to come watch is welcome.  i'm so fricking excited i can't express myself.  i'll post a photo when...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

party weekend

This past weekend was a lot of fun, some expected and some unexpected. In fact, it was pretty awesome. I was spending most of my time preparing for the Cuban party, but Friday night we went out fo...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

excitement

The most exciting part of my day at work today: explaining to someone who has never used one, how to run a standing floor buffer. Otherwise, it's been slow today, but i've been keeping myself busy.....
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

apheresis stats

Stats from today's apheresis blood donation: pulse = 80 temperature = 98.2 blood pressure = 110/72 iron level = high date of last apheresis donation 9/1/2000 (the nurses were glad to see me b...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Does Tim want to date the Cello Player?

It was a fun night.  I just got back from seeing Dressy Bessy at the Canopy Club; a fun show.  Despite some monitor problems, they actually sounded tighter this time then when I saw them la...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cut knuckles, arsonists and strippers

I was sick most of the week, but I'm feeling much better now...thank you for asking. Yesterday, I split my knuckle open on the edge of the door while carrying some boxes. I didn't realize i'd cu...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Intonation Fest Report

Well, despite the heat and some problems caused by poor organization, I had a pretty good time at intonation fest in Chicago.  It was a lot of fun and the bands, most of which i had never he...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Newport Chemical Depot

I'm posting this w/o comment...except that i love how calmly they talk about realizing that the byproduct of VX explodes more easily than their engineers had first estimated...OFFICIALS POSITIVE ABOUT...
Posted by Aaron Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST