Everyday |
The first thing I do in the morning when I log in is go to Yahoo to see if Bush is dead.I've been doing this for a few months now. Doesn't matter how; choked on a pretzel, killed by evil doers. Just n...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
Prison Wisdom |
Wisdom from the empty headed jizz bag:"I had to make the best of it or make the worst of it. So I just went with the motto, 'Don't serve the time, let the time serve you.' And I did that and it really...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:31:00 GMT |
Best banner game yet |
You know the banner games. They run at the top of your myspace and promise you a free ring tone or ipod (yeah right) if you shoot the rapper, shave the legs faster or knock out the sumo.The best one w...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:55:00 GMT |
Done acting. |
So it looks like over the weekend that ol Paris has found the Lord while in the pokey. Amazing, that usually takes most convicts many years, not 36 hours. I personally was hoping she would convert to ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:39:00 GMT |
Cupid |
OK, so I've been meaning to say something about walking my dog for a while and I haven't. Almost a year ago my wife and I adopted a seven year old lab from the Max Fund, a no kill shelter that takes i...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:40:00 GMT |
For fucks sake! |
We all know that MySpace is full of spamming marketing sales scum. My favorite are the hot chicks that write me and tell me that they looked at my profile and they really like what they saw. It was ob...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 13:12:00 GMT |
Christian Clown Training Vids |
Oh sweet merciful Jebus.....
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:29:00 GMT |
Now I'm sad |
Normally when celebrities eat shit or die I can't find any boo hoo hoo in me to get all riled up about. In fact I find myself cheering on the train wreck and praying that someone's there with a video ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:43:00 GMT |
Overpaid Stupid Fuckers Club |
It's real simple. When you are working for an organization you have to keep your mouth shut about your personal beliefs when making appearances or doing interviews. No Uncle Tom remarks, no fag bashin...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
in the last six years |
So there's this little Hamburger Stand/Wienerschitzel I go to when I get the hankerin' for a corn dog or four. And when I say little, I mean it literally. It's truly a shack. An A-frame drive through ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:15:00 GMT |
